NYC offering 6 figures to kill off Splinter & the homies

[hood b. goode]

 

[hood b. goode]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Catset mount up

 

[hood b. goode]

@rat

Where dude at

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

@rat

Where dude at

@Ratmaster runs nyc

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Southern dudes should take advantage. When new Rochelle had that oil spill it was New Orlean nikkas that came to NY to save the day.


New Orlean nikkas ruined the hotel tho

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[CopiousX]

Say no more

 

[Worthless Loser]

I thought this was a joke but it's serious.

New York Mayor Eric Adams is looking for a leader in the city’s war on rats, and wants someone who is “somewhat bloodthirsty” and committed to the “wholesale slaughter” of vermin.

Formally known as the director of rodent mitigation, the new job will pay $120,000 to $170,000 a year and report to the deputy mayor for operations.

“There’s NOTHING I hate more than rats,” Adams said in a statement posted on Twitter on Thursday. “If you have the drive, determination, and killer instinct needed to fight New York City’s relentless rat population — then your dream job awaits.”

The job description is filled with rodent puns and anti-rat epithets. “As leader of the ‘Rat Pack,’ you will work with your colleagues from across city government, traveling throughout the five burrows,” it says.

Among the job qualifications are a “swashbuckling attitude, crafty humor, and general aura of badassery” -- and proficiency with Microsoft Word.

In his first year as mayor, Adams has been escalating his rhetoric against rats, calling for new approaches including changes to trash-collection hours.

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

So I wasted years in college to get a good paying job when I can make 6 figures to lace up some timbs and stomp out some rats.

 

[humminbird]

you're gonna need the dragonborn to deal with those rats at this point

 

[Ratmaster]

@Ratmaster runs nyc

 

[Ratmaster]

FEDS are cracking down on ratset. They tried this before during the plague era, you see how that went. We’ll be good.

 

[richaveli83]

 

[King Poetic]

I’m good

 

[Wepa Man]

They not going to win