Octopus Ethers Crab Outside The Water :dahell:

[The Burger King]

Squidward in the cut, now that's a scary sight.

 

[MenacingMonk]

shyt is real in these sea streets.

 

[Silkk]

Looks like Squidward got tired of taking shyt from Mr. Krabs:wutdawg:

squidward wasn't a octopus though

:kyle:

http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward_Tentacles

 

[godkiller]

 

[Gospel]

Well damn.

 

[Gizza]

They need to start making underwater gladiator fights in full 1080p
Mantis Shrimps have like 3 pupils per eye, can see in wavelengths we can't even perceive which is basically heatvision, have either sharp ass mantis claws or Mike Tyson boxing gloves.

have the mantis face this freaky ass beast, the bobbit worm

then have the winner face up against an octopus.

Mantis shrimp goes so... HARD can watch natgeo bout them on repeat.

What happened to that crab was just

 

[Gizza]

Come with meeee, Hail mary,/to the the Briny deeep,
What do have here now?/ Scuttling side to side/ la da da da da da daaaaa

Coral reefs is packed with promise makers
Never realize the precious time that crustaceans is wasting
Institutionalized I live my life a product my made for Sushi
Too gutter for the water, even in the land Im gucci, we CRAWLIN

Read this after I signed out then played "still ballin" when I got gas
Rep y'all boys when off 24's

 

[joeychizzle]

Mantis shrimp goes so... HARD can watch natgeo bout them on repeat.

What happened to that crab was just

With all our technology, it makes you realize how fukkin weak we are without it
fragile bags of flesh

 

[Gizza]

With all our technology, it makes you realize how fukkin weak we are without it
fragile bags of flesh

Lbs for lbs damn near most of the animal kingdom destroys a human without weapons.

 

[AtomicUse]

Lbs for lbs damn near most of the animal kingdom destroys a human without weapons.

i was thinking about that earlier, what would happen if you put a 5'9 175lb man in a room, with a 5 foot long 80lb octopus.

No weapons, no clothes, no nothing, just that man in some shorts and that octopus, and the octopus hadn't eaten for weeks.

I'd be a goner, I'd be petrified breh's they freak me the fukk out when they're small, a five foot long 80lb one? That's DEAD SET on eating me?

 

[joeychizzle]

Lbs for lbs damn near most of the animal kingdom destroys a human without weapons.

so thankful evolution blessed us with bigass brains
we'd be some sort of food to some species otherwise

i was thinking about that earlier, what would happen if you put a 5'9 175lb man in a room, with a 5 foot long 80lb octopus.

No weapons, no clothes, no nothing, just that man in some shorts and that octopus, and the octopus hadn't eaten for weeks.

I'd be a goner, I'd be petrified breh's they freak me the fukk out when they're small, a five foot long 80lb one? That's DEAD SET on eating me?

just don't let them bite you with their beak
i'm taking off my shorts and turning that into a whip
smack that rubbery octobreh to death
then sashimi time breh!!