Official Brady & Pats Divorce Thread: How It All Shakes Out

[Bossino]

I mean I imagine this only interests Pats fans or Brady fans (I fall in both categories), but go ahead and drop theories on how it shakes. Does Tom leave? If so where? Does he take coaching staff with him? Who'd the Patriots use a QB1 post TB12? Free Agency? Stick With Stidham

My theory is most likely Bruce Arians metaphorically sucks off Brady in an offseason meeting wooing him into join the explosive Bucs offense, while promising to get a serviceable back in FA, and suring up the O-Line. While having an average defense.


I think the Chargers would be a better fit with Josh McDaniels coming through as the O-coordinator under Anthony Lynn or replacing Lynn as HC with Lynn becoming DC. (Would be fukked up for breh but I think he'd be OK with it if they were going all out for an SB). But in this scenario I'm like 70% Spanos would fukk it up by now bowing to the GOAT, same way he would bow to Marty Schottenheimer.

I won't discuss the Raiders bc fukk Gruden and white mediocrity in general. If Brady ends up there somehow, I quit football same way I quit NBA after the Kawhi debacle

 

[BucciMane]

I think he stays, but if he goes, I'll say he goes to the Las Vegas Raiders. That would be the NFL's wet dream.

 

[360dagod]

I think he stays, but if he goes, I'll say he goes to the Las Vegas Raiders. That would be the NFL's wet dream.

Are there any free agents on the offensive side of the ball you wish new england would go after?

 

[jdubnyce]

He aint going nowhere

 

[Bossino]

Are there any free agents on the offensive side of the ball you wish new england would go after?

I know I wasn't @ed but maannnn they ain't no way he stays with that that OBJ stimulus bare minimum. Maybe AJ Green might cut it but I doubt that'd be enough alone. I believe if he doesn't get 2/4 he's for sure gone OBJ, AB, Gronk return, AJ Green (or similiar impact level player).

 

[Sauce Dab]

I could see letting him go

Brady: coach I ain’t retiring I’m ready to roll for another season

Beli: ok cool, good luck wherever you land

Brady: wherever I land?
b..b..b..but coach we’ve won countless championships together, you’re not seriously letting me go are you

Beli: like I said good luck wherever you land

 

[Taadow]

I think he stays, but if he goes, I'll say he goes to the Las Vegas Raiders. That would be the NFL's wet dream.

If Tommy goes to Vegas, he better go FULL VEGAS.

I'm talking Fredo Corleone status - pink suits wiffda hat to match, making cocktail waitresses two at a time while people at the Blackjack tables can't get a drink, doing that Pete Rose action and betting on Raiders games he's gonna play in.

 

[Bossino]

I could see letting him go
Brady: coach I ain’t retiring I’m ready to roll for another season
Beli: ok cool, good luck wherever you land
Brady: wherever I land?
b..b..b..but coach we’ve won countless championships together, you’re not seriously letting me go are you
Beli: like I said good luck wherever you land

Tbh ever since Kraft forced Beli to keep him and deal Jimmy, I could argue Beli has undermined Brady, set him up to fail on multiple occasions...

 

[Juggalo Fred]

He's going to the XFL

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I could see letting him go

Brady: coach I ain’t retiring I’m ready to roll for another season

Beli: ok cool, good luck wherever you land

Brady: wherever I land?
b..b..b..but coach we’ve won countless championships together, you’re not seriously letting me go are you

Beli: like I said good luck wherever you land

We're on to Cincinnati

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

Are there any free agents on the offensive side of the ball you wish new england would go after?

I wish they’d find a way to get AB back this offseason who they never should have cut in the first place. It’s obvious that’s where AB wanted to be and BB and Brady were upset that he got released eventhough it was his own dumbazz decision that caused it.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Hes on to Cincinnati

 

[BlackAchilles]

Bill Belicheat is gonna take him out back and put him down like a lame horse

 

[Lootpack]

He ain't leaving.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

I'm already shaking it.