Discussion in 'The Film Room' started by Uptown WaYo87, Nov 6, 2013.
Varys be like....
So it this the end of year Power Rankings based on show info only?
1. Stannis Set () - Stannis has a loan, an army, a fire crotch witch, and a rightful claim to the throne. Realistically, he had a shot at sieging King's Landing if it weren't for Tyrion's wildfire gambit and Tywin rollin' up behind them. With both of them out of KL, Stannis has a legit shot at it now.
2. Team Lannister () - They lost two of their biggest assets in Tywin/Tyrion, but at the end of the day, they still have the throne and still have a connection with the Tyrells. That crazy bytch Cersei is now unabated to do whatever she wants in KL. Will she rise to the occasion and become a ruthless puppet master who continues Lannister tradtions? Or will she be content in sucking her brother's dikk erryday?
3. TargSet - Who knows what's up with this team. They could be GOATs or career underachievers. They have an army, vets, dragons, a claim to the throne ... it's all lined up, but they're busy spinning their wheels in the mud in the East listening to goat farmers ans shyt. They're like an overhyped Euro prospect that no one can project. They might be Dirk Nowitzki, they might be Toni Kukoc, or they might be Darko Milicic.
4. StarkSet Rookie Class '14 () - While a couple of years away from making real noise, this lowkey core looking like the top 5 of the 2003 NBA Draft. Jon looking like Ned Jr. while getting tutored on leadership by some of the biggest vets in the land. Sansa getting put onto social tricks by Baelish. Bran about to get on dat dere next level warg time. Arya taking a trip to understudy with Ghostface Killah. The only question is when they will link up to take their talents back to Winterfell.
5.(tie) House Bolton (new) - I hate these fukkboys, but ultimately they just rolled the North.
5.(tie) House Arryn/Baelish (new) - Baelish is now sitting on two kids with powerful names that he can work his social games on. He's in a great defensive position in the Vale, but it sounds like the inhabitants don't generally branch out on offense and strictly play D like a Thibodeau team, so there's a glass ceiling of where this can go for now.
I just read that in Johnathan Coachman's voice. Good shyt.
how u gunna even include house Arryn on the list. the only living Arryn is sweet robin.... hot pie would beat that lil' chump's ass
I prob missed something but why did Stannis even come back north of the wall and looking for a fight?
anybody else suffering from post-season finale depression??? i can't believe i have to wait 300 days for this piff to come back.
I'm pretty sure Maestor Aemon sent out a bunch of ravens at the end of season 3 begging for help at the wall, and once ser davos learned to read he showed it to stannis. The secured the loan from the iron bank and then went north to save the wall.
Peter Parker got banned from the thread. I'd rather not ban anyone, ever, but we've had people all day and night complaining about this guy. Literally nonstop complaining.
This thread is a train wreck due to the constant spoiling/dry spoiling. I was gonna lock the thread because it's so fukked up at this point it's virtually impossible to edit out everything that people reported, but that wouldn't be fair to the fans of the show.
For future reference, unless G.R.R. Martin himself calls you up, and says "hey, Character A or Location B will never be in the show", then don't discuss book shyt that could, at some point in the distant future, be in the show. Why this is so difficult to grasp, I have no idea.
Need a power ranking for shyttiest/worthless characters
What would have made it better in your opinion?
just got done watching the finale and i might have to jump on the tyrion wagon he looked like he's ready to fukk the whole world up.
i must have missed it but did jamie say where tyrion was going?
also i have a feeling that third dragon is gonna come back for revenge for locking the other two up. targset is looking and soft for that