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Saw the breh @Little Foot tall about his girl being a struggle 6. Which if we're using numbers to determine attractiveness, a struggle 6 is a 5.7 rounding up. (
) that would mean his girl is above average to him. Or plain Jane. She's just not 
attractive.
I saw brehettes talking about "You don't even find your girlfriend attractive, she's supposed to be a dime to you"
So shun is supposed to lie about how fine his girl is? Does he get any points for counting what's on the inside?
If there was a scale it would go like this. I don't believe in the whole numbers thing, but this is the coli, and anything goes, fukkery don't stop
For Brehs looking to eat, my pimpception thread is still standing. http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-official-players-tutorial-thread-pimpception.238473/
Thread is for entertainment purposes only
and this is about looks only, I'm well aware of there being different types of dimes and as I've stated on here before, I care more about the mind then anything else, but let's stick to the status quo for this thread.
1/10:
The lowest of the low. Just unattractive all around. Would have to double check and make sure that's not a man. Literally would have to be on some pure meth to even consider a handjob. Would have to have your blunt laced by Satan himself to even consider doing anything, And even then you'd be ashamed of yourself and wouldn't tell anyone and would consider turning into a Christian just so God could possibly forgive you. Like if you were to give a 1/10 a baby, you'd probably be a deadbeat by default, just so no one would know you were in it. Being in your child's life is literally not worth the shame of the world knowing you were ever involved with such a beast suicide is also an option. No suicide note though. Don't want to leave any trail that leads back that beast. You're family name will be ruined, and your legacy tarnished. Your family will be cursed with misfortune for 100,000 sunsets. You often consider if she's a descendent of forest ogres or some shyt.
2/10
Pretty much the same as 1/10. Still
Maybe give her an extra point because she's hygenic or some weird shyt like that. Maybe she got DUnkin Donuts gift cards on deck or something I dOnt fukking know. Still nasty, the type of women you see bum hood nikkas 
off constantly. Probably had 2 kids. Even if she's your home girl, you always decline getting drinks with her because you don't even want to risk anything happening you probably punch her on the arm like "one of the guys" because she actually looks like one.
3/10
Still nasty, still wouldn't be seen out and public with her. But probably has one sort of okay quality. She's not cute, and you wouldn't consider wifing, but maybe has a fat ass or something. Or when she wears her hair a certain way and she's not as appalling. maybe she has nice teeth or something. Just not worthy of being anything other than a drunken 2AM quickie to vent your frustrations out on via violent back shots. And she doesn't get a cab home, make her take the bus so she doesn't get any ideas. Whether she's drunk or not. If you haven't had sex in 5+ months, then go for it. I guess. Type of hoes who have to take a picture 88 times just to get the right angle and often post overconfident captions just to give themselves some reassurance that they arent fully gross. Drake lyrics, shyt you see on tumblr, etc.
4/10:
This one is tricky, this the step right before average. And girls nikkas use for "in the clutch" sex. Might have her on call or on text. She has her moments, and if she's done up enough with makeup, heels, weave on point, and all that, she could go for a struggle 6. The girl that is "the ugly friend". She can be ugly-cute sometimes, but most of the time it's not looking good. average enough so you'd pipe, but she can't stay. Could get a cab home if she's a good person, if not bus.
5/10
Most women are right about here. The type most people end up with, and sometimes it's not settling because they are very good people. There's nothing that really stands out. She's just a plain Jane. Definitely has some confidence because she isn't gross. And is a prime candidate for a FWB. Nothing "ugly" about her, but nothing flat out gorgeous either. If she has a baby, then you contemplate staying.
6/10:
The slightly above average girls
You never mind being in public with her, but at the same you wouldnt exactly brag about it either. She's cute. Has a quality that just stands out about her, even if the rest isn't anything to rave about. nothing amazing, but nothing gross either. Would take her out and hang out with her because she isn't repulsive but isn't intimidatingly beautiful either. If you gave her a baby, you'd be there. And would potentially wife because she makes up for her average looks in some other place. 
head game might be on point, or she might throw down in the kitchen 
7/10
We starting to cook brehs this is officially wifey status. We made it she's clearly above average. Has two or more qualities that make her pop. She's clean, keeps herself up nice, and probably has a beautiful smile 
the type of girl you have to go all the way with if given the opportunity. She can wear the hell out of a dress, and when she's done up and go up to nine status. She probably lacking in the body somewhere, and she can't be a dime on face alone. But she's certainly pretty. Just not drop dead gorgeous. You don't show her off to the homies who will cosign because she has that thing that you like. Something that may not be undeniably beautiful, but you look at her and Go "
man I love that about her" even if no one else really sees it.
8/10
She's beautiful. You take pride in that. You bring her around the homies and you wanna show her off all of the time because you know they know she fine. You wanna watch her get dressed. Her beauty is just undeniable. You know nikkas is checking for when you not around because she's beautiful but approachable. She might be a near dime facially, but might be a little below average in the ass or In the meats But still you look at her with confidence and are glad that you were able to pull that. You wife. No doubt about it. If you give her a baby, you be there. You love that child. Because clearly God wanted you to be there for her because if not he would have made her a 1/10 and forced you to be a deadbeat. For a lot of nikkas this is as good as you can do. My girl is here right now. And when these 8s get done up for that special occasion? Dime status. No debates. She will turn heads. No doubt about it.
9/10
If you pull one of these, you have to stay or you have to go. She either needs to be wifey, or that legendary one night stand that you'll never forget. You can't be in the middle, this is either one or the other. She has options and she knows it, so unless you got it like that, or she's just completely unaware of how beautiful she is. Don't play games. If you are on some casual sex shyt, you need to try to upgrade that to relationship status ASAP. the girl is gorgeous all around. Probably has some nice dimples. An absolutely killer smile that could make you do most things. nice legs. Nice clean skin. Looks good even when she's not trying to.
Don't even wanna the homies around her and if she's at a shindig with the homies and you see them getting took close then you
just to let him know that you're willing to catch a body if need be. If you get her pregnant then you go be the best dad ever. Anti Deadbeat mode. You show her off, and do your absolute best to lock it down,
10/10
It's best to put no Image in for a dime, they are a special breed. You know when you have one. And you know when you don't. I've never dated a flat out dime tbh, I've hit a couple but never really dated one. These are the 1% of women. Just perfection. Body on GOAT, face on GOAT. Sex appeal on GOAT, Can flat out make intimidate you with a certain look. These are the motherfukking Michael Jordan's of women. Legend has it, that they only make 5 every year these women are like shiny Pokemon. They are an endangered species though. With all the 6' 7s and 8s pretending to be dimes now, it's so hard to tell who they really are. This is every mans dream. If you give her a baby, you pray to whateve God you pray to and thank him. Because that automatically makes her an 8 and you could wife and
) that would mean his girl is above average to him. Or plain Jane. She's just not attractive.I saw brehettes talking about "You don't even find your girlfriend attractive, she's supposed to be a dime to you"
So shun is supposed to lie about how fine his girl is? Does he get any points for counting what's on the inside?
If there was a scale it would go like this. I don't believe in the whole numbers thing, but this is the coli, and anything goes, fukkery don't stop
For Brehs looking to eat, my pimpception thread is still standing. http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-official-players-tutorial-thread-pimpception.238473/
Thread is for entertainment purposes only
and this is about looks only, I'm well aware of there being different types of dimes and as I've stated on here before, I care more about the mind then anything else, but let's stick to the status quo for this thread.1/10:
The lowest of the low. Just unattractive all around. Would have to double check and make sure that's not a man. Literally would have to be on some pure meth to even consider a handjob. Would have to have your blunt laced by Satan himself to even consider doing anything, And even then you'd be ashamed of yourself and wouldn't tell anyone and would consider turning into a Christian just so God could possibly forgive you. Like if you were to give a 1/10 a baby, you'd probably be a deadbeat by default, just so no one would know you were in it. Being in your child's life is literally not worth the shame of the world knowing you were ever involved with such a beast suicide is also an option. No suicide note though. Don't want to leave any trail that leads back that beast. You're family name will be ruined, and your legacy tarnished. Your family will be cursed with misfortune for 100,000 sunsets. You often consider if she's a descendent of forest ogres or some shyt.2/10
Pretty much the same as 1/10. Still
Maybe give her an extra point because she's hygenic or some weird shyt like that. Maybe she got DUnkin Donuts gift cards on deck or something I dOnt fukking know. Still nasty, the type of women you see bum hood nikkas off constantly. Probably had 2 kids. Even if she's your home girl, you always decline getting drinks with her because you don't even want to risk anything happening you probably punch her on the arm like "one of the guys" because she actually looks like one.3/10
Still nasty, still wouldn't be seen out and public with her. But probably has one sort of okay quality. She's not cute, and you wouldn't consider wifing, but maybe has a fat ass or something. Or when she wears her hair a certain way and she's not as appalling. maybe she has nice teeth or something. Just not worthy of being anything other than a drunken 2AM quickie to vent your frustrations out on via violent back shots. And she doesn't get a cab home, make her take the bus so she doesn't get any ideas. Whether she's drunk or not. If you haven't had sex in 5+ months, then go for it. I guess. Type of hoes who have to take a picture 88 times just to get the right angle and often post overconfident captions just to give themselves some reassurance that they arent fully gross.
Drake lyrics, shyt you see on tumblr, etc.4/10:
This one is tricky, this the step right before average. And girls nikkas use for "in the clutch" sex. Might have her on call or on text. She has her moments, and if she's done up enough with makeup, heels, weave on point, and all that, she could go for a struggle 6. The girl that is "the ugly friend". She can be ugly-cute sometimes, but most of the time it's not looking good
. average enough so you'd pipe, but she can't stay. Could get a cab home if she's a good person, if not bus.5/10
Most women are right about here. The type most people end up with, and sometimes it's not settling because they are very good people. There's nothing that really stands out. She's just a plain Jane. Definitely has some confidence because she isn't gross. And is a prime candidate for a FWB. Nothing "ugly" about her, but nothing flat out gorgeous either. If she has a baby, then you contemplate staying.
6/10:
The slightly above average girls
You never mind being in public with her, but at the same you wouldnt exactly brag about it either. She's cute. Has a quality that just stands out about her, even if the rest isn't anything to rave about. nothing amazing, but nothing gross either. Would take her out and hang out with her because she isn't repulsive but isn't intimidatingly beautiful either. If you gave her a baby, you'd be there. And would potentially wife because she makes up for her average looks in some other place. head game might be on point, or she might throw down in the kitchen 7/10
We starting to cook brehs
this is officially wifey status. We made it she's clearly above average. Has two or more qualities that make her pop. She's clean, keeps herself up nice, and probably has a beautiful smile the type of girl you have to go all the way with if given the opportunity. She can wear the hell out of a dress, and when she's done up and go up to nine status. She probably lacking in the body somewhere, and she can't be a dime on face alone. But she's certainly pretty. Just not drop dead gorgeous. You don't show her off to the homies who will cosign because she has that thing that you like. Something that may not be undeniably beautiful, but you look at her and Go " man I love that about her" even if no one else really sees it.8/10
She's beautiful. You take pride in that.
You bring her around the homies and you wanna show her off all of the time because you know they know she fine. You wanna watch her get dressed. Her beauty is just undeniable. You know nikkas is checking for when you not around because she's beautiful but approachable. She might be a near dime facially, but might be a little below average in the ass or In the meats But still you look at her with confidence and are glad that you were able to pull that. You wife. No doubt about it. If you give her a baby, you be there. You love that child. Because clearly God wanted you to be there for her because if not he would have made her a 1/10 and forced you to be a deadbeat. For a lot of nikkas this is as good as you can do. My girl is here right now. And when these 8s get done up for that special occasion? Dime status. No debates. She will turn heads. No doubt about it.9/10
If you pull one of these, you have to stay or you have to go. She either needs to be wifey, or that legendary one night stand that you'll never forget. You can't be in the middle, this is either one or the other. She has options and she knows it, so unless you got it like that, or she's just completely unaware of how beautiful she is. Don't play games. If you are on some casual sex shyt, you need to try to upgrade that to relationship status ASAP. the girl is gorgeous all around. Probably has some nice dimples. An absolutely killer smile that could make you do most things. nice legs. Nice clean skin. Looks good even when she's not trying to.
Don't even wanna the homies around her and if she's at a shindig with the homies and you see them getting took close then you
You show her off, and do your absolute best to lock it down, 10/10
It's best to put no Image in for a dime, they are a special breed. You know when you have one. And you know when you don't. I've never dated a flat out dime tbh, I've hit a couple but never really dated one. These are the 1% of women. Just perfection. Body on GOAT, face on GOAT. Sex appeal on GOAT, Can flat out make intimidate you with a certain look. These are the motherfukking Michael Jordan's of women. Legend has it, that they only make 5 every year
these women are like shiny Pokemon. They are an endangered species though. With all the 6' 7s and 8s pretending to be dimes now, it's so hard to tell who they really are. This is every mans dream. If you give her a baby, you pray to whateve God you pray to and thank him. Because that automatically makes her an 8 and you could wife and
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