OFFICIAL: signs you're getting old thread

[Harry Sax]

so im sitting at my work desk bussin down a GRAPEFRUIT

never in my life have i liked these shyts...havent tried one in years until yesterday, and this bih fiore

grabbed on lunch and its so juicy and its not as nasty as i remember it being

taste buds out here lookin

 

[Heafcliffe]

The audible exhale as you either sit or stand

Loud music annoys the everlasting fukk outta you

Hate both loitering and littering

Take Motrin before you play ball

You prep for bed while its daylight out (7:30p) with zilch fukks

When I drink, quality over quantity all day.

Getting casual clothes tailored.

All shoes, I mean boots, sneakers, dress shoes, etc., have fresh insoles in them.

Cutting the grass, trimming hedges, chopping wood for the firepit, power washing the deck and driveway are all

Shyt you loved as a kid, you hate (for perspective, I was an avid TV watcher as a kid, now I feel like TV & its shows have the same formula which attempt to insult my intelligence.)

I run errands with no cares of how I look. In my 20s, a breh was dipped to get the mail.

Fanatical about my health. Dentist every 6 months. Endocrinologist every 3 months. General physician every 4 months. Ophthalmologist twice a year.

I know I am getting older so I work to keep my youthful looks. A breh has a whole skin regimen: Cleanser, Exfoliator, Toner, Serum (Vit C/ Collagen) and Moisturizer......and don't forget the Sunscreen.

...more to come

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

They comfortable goddamit!!

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Loud noises
The idea of partying until 4am like the old days…and don’t ask me to do it back to back
Necessary stretching for 15 minutes before and after a gym workout These can’t be same knees that Walked It Out
Your stomach not being Iron Mike anymore. Eat the wrong thing and it’s curtains

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

When people around you start dying especially your OG’s.

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Fast for an entire day...gut goes away. Eat a small meal gut comes back.

 

[semicko82]

I log in to The Coli.com and I see a gossip thread about a C list entertainer, and I cry to myself on the inside

 

[ShadowBroker]

There was a good knees challenge last year. Just for fun I tried it in the mirror at home. I stopped halfway down, looked in the mirror:

I no longer have good knees.

 

[2stainz]

doing yardwork is enjoyable
hearing teenagers talk disturbs your ears
find yourself listening to more curtis mayfield and less & less curtis jackson
eating a burger puts you to sleep

 

[RhodyRum]

When this gif defines you with 0 sarcasm involved:

 

[Wink Beaufield]

Hearing your favorite music on the "old skool" R&B radio station.

Heard Ideal's "Whatever" on there and was like damn that song ain't that old.

It came out in 1999.

 

[Harry Sax]

There was a good knees challenge last year. Just for fun I tried it in the mirror at home. I stopped halfway down, looked in the mirror:

I no longer have good knees.

i hope you're a girl

 

[2 one 3]

Try getting me out the crib past 8pm…


If it ain’t about some cutty or money…

Going over to the Homies crib just to smoke and chill…


I got a homeboy who is about an hour and 30 minutes away who is dying for me to come over to his crib but the idea of driving all the way to Orange County just to do the same shyt I’m doing in Santa Monica isn’t appealing as it once was…

 

[ShadowBroker]

i hope you're a girl

I am.