Official Social Distancing Pickup Lines Thread

[Prince.Skeletor]

Aight yo, we gotta come up with new pickup lines but with social distancing in mind.

Let's go!

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

I saw you from accross the bar, stay there, but i'll throw you my digits.

You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”

If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I?

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?


Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I need more future on cell phone pics here

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Girl, I'd jump in front of a sneeze for you


Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?