Alright guys, I have drafted a quick c00n Code of Conduct, the CCC if you will. It will be put in motion from here on out unto which if one would like to raise a cause of action that directly coincides with provisions set forth within but not limited to the c00n Code of Conduct so be it and will from hereon be applied to, swiftly carried out, pored over and referred to on this board, the-coli.com, until further changes/amendments occur or until the termination of this thread, posterhood, the-coli.com and or recission of one or all of the CCC's terms.
1) NO c00n SHALL BE TITLED c00n UNLESS GIVEN c00n TITLE BY ME, PENFIELD KING OF c00nS.
a) ONE MAY APPLY FOR c00nDOMHOOD IF ONE DESIRES c00nDOMHOOD. YOU WILL
BE MAILED ONE LAMINATED c00n LICENSE, A c00n COFFEE MUG, AND AN
OFFICIAL CCC BUMPER STICKER WHICH READS, "MY SON GOES TO AN ALL WHITE
PRIVATE SCHOOL"
2) OTHERS MAY ASCRIBE c00n STATUS TO OTHERS IF THEY ARE DEEMED WORTHY. NOTE: I DO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESCIND c00n STATUS. ORAL MODIFICATION CLAUSES DO NOT APPLY HERE NOR DOES THE PAROLE EVIDENCE RULE I.E. SAYING ONE CAN BE c00n DOES NOT WORK. YOU MUST ASK TO BE A c00n. FROM THERE c00nDOM WILL BE EVALUATED BASED ON AN INDETERMINATE NUMBER OF FACTORS E.G. NUMBER OF WHITE WOMEN SLEPT WITH, AMOUNT OF MELANIN IN SKIN, CULINARY CHOICES, MUSIC, MOVIES AND ART.
3) TO PIGGYBACK OFF THE PREVIOUS RULE, I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY TO GIVE SPECIAL 'c00n LICENSES' OUT TO THOSE WHO I FEEL ARE OF SOUND MIND AND REASONABLE JUDGMENT TO BRING c00nS INTO THE SHADOW OF MY PORTICULLIS TO BE JUDGED IN THE HALL OF c00nS. THESE THREE SPECIAL c00nS ARE:
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THESE THREE BEAUTIFUL, BRILLIANT AND BUOYANT c00nS WILL BE THE ONES TO DETERMINE c00nESS THROUGH A RIGOROUS YET EFFICIENT INTUITION AND INHERENT c00n DETECTING ABILITY. THEY HAVE SHOWN THROUGH THE YEARS THEIR ABILITY, PREDILECTION FOR c00nESS AND IMPRESSIVE KNACK TO PINPOINT INNATE c00n QUALITIES THAT TO CHOOSE ANY OTHER WOULD BE UNCONSCIONABLE. I STILL, HOWEVER, RESERVE FINAL JUDGMENT.
and that's it guys. c00n on
bu..bu..but that was my best
