Official Tour de France Thread [Crash Fuccery]

[stave]

Still watching yesterday's stage pogi is the juggernaut

 

[Remote]

Stepped away to make coffee.
Who won the sprint?

 

[Remote]

Everybody focused on Jonas today and this might actually be a Roglic day.

 

[Remote]

Pogacar looks like he’s casually riding his bike going for coffee.

What’s that documentary where Greg LeMond said Lance Armstrong was on the juice because there was no struggling in his breathing?

I think about that scene a lot. Hahaha

 

[Liu Kang]

Visma have been on point with their tactics this week. They actually trying to break Pogi step by step but there's only so much they can do if he doesn't have an off day.

 

[Remote]

Pogi still looking strong

Impressed that Jorgenson looks like himself today. He’s riding well.

 

[Jean toomer]

Jorgensen has redeemed himself this stage but they can’t do a damn thing to Pogacar.

 

[Remote]

Roglic cracked?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Basically this. Somebody said Tadej hasn’t had 1 off day in 2 years. Just can’t see anything happening to change the inevitable.

And this is where Motor doping theories enters stage left.

 

[Remote]

Pogi has teammates now.

10.2 KM to go.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Pogacar looks like he’s casually riding his bike going for coffee.

What’s that documentary where Greg LeMond said Lance Armstrong was on the juice because there was no struggling in his breathing?

I think about that scene a lot. Hahaha

I know it's brutal after athletes have done a maximum effort. But i always look for which athletes are on the floor dying coughing up lungs needing to recovery for a 60-90 secs. And the ones who have done the same distance and effort are just After crossing the line

 

[Liu Kang]

Extremelyy disappointed with that last climb. Visma had prepared properly but final delivery never happened

 

[Remote]

Honestly I’m losing respect for Vingegaard.

Look, Pogacar is better.
But for Vingegaard to not be aggressive and attack more often and earlier tells me he doesn’t have that dawg in him.

He just does these mini attacks to test Pogacar and when Pogi doesn’t show weakness Jonas settles back on his wheel.

Yeah, 2nd place. Sponsors. Whatever.

fukk all that.
Scared money don’t make no money.

 

[Liu Kang]

Too little too late.
And Onley with his Mancebo style is having a great day

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Extremelyy disappointed with that last climb. Visma had prepared properly but final delivery never happened

Classic Visma

Even tho it was kinda made impossible with Pogi leads over Jonas and 3rd being nearly 10mins back. These Visma tactics needs a 2nd rider close to front on GC to really work. As we saw in LeTour 22. Vuelta 23 and the classics when WvA and Laporte would finish 1-2.