Official Tour de France Thread [Crash Fuccery]

[Kunty McPhuck]

Pogi had a smirk when he crossed the line.

 

[Remote]

All the talking heads said they expected Jonas to attack today.

He never did.
Coli experts…
Explain.

 

[Remote]

Pogi had a smirk when he crossed the line.

This is the most boring start to the Tour in a long time.

10 stages in and the only real drama was Jonas blowing his time trial.

Stage 10 was supposed to give us a Visma/UAE battle that never happened.

Off day.

And what do we get now? Another fukkin flat stage.

Whoever planned this route should be fired and flogged.

 

[Liu Kang]

Today's stage is whatever lol

 

[Jean toomer]

Vanderpoel going ham on that hill.

 

[Liu Kang]

Pogi crashed

 

[Jean toomer]

Today's stage is whatever lol

2 unknowns bring it home and a drunk white boy gets tackled on the finish line ….

 

[pete clemenza]

What network is this on?

 

[Remote]

What network is this on?

I watch it on the Peac0ck app.
But I’m sure there’s a British stream. Probably one of the Sky networks.

 

[Remote]

Talking heads making a big deal out of today being the first true mountain stage.

Which means…Tadej is gonna be Tadej and put everyone in their place.

 

[Liu Kang]

Remco cracked at the 3rd km of the first Cat 1 climb

 

[Jean toomer]

Remco cracked at the 3rd km of the first Cat 1 climb

Not looking good for Healy either. We know how this story ends…Pogacar with extreme violence.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Remco cracked at the 3rd km of the first Cat 1 climb

Either the weather has cooked him or hes ill.
It might not be the worst thing. TT tomorrow he should make time back on everyone not called Vingegaard and Pogacar. And then the Tourmalet on Sat.

 

[Liu Kang]

Not looking good for Healy either. We know how this story ends…Pogacar with extreme violence.

Yeah Healy was expected, dude went extra hard the past 10 days to get that yellow jersey.
I still need to see if Pogi has any lingering effects after yesterday's fall

 

[Remote]

I had to step out.
Did Jorgenson get dropped? I thought as I was leaving they said Jonas only has Kuss with him.