:ohhh: Imagine if Pokemon was real?? the skreetz would be dangerous

[Fatboi1]

Imagine these shyts running in your house.

Imagine going to your car at night and you see this shyt standing next to it?

Imagine these shyts was as common as a stray cat??

Real life Arbok?? These shyts as tall as most nikkas on the coli (6'0). That shyt would be

 

[ThugLife]

Tell me one pokemon wit a denser jawbone than mine and you can have all my coli cash

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Crakface]

Has anyone ever shot a bullet at one of these things?

 

[mortuus est]

remember giant dragonite

 

[mortuus est]

Has anyone ever shot a bullet at one of these things?

yeah

 

[Fatboi1]

remember giant dragonite

I'd be more afraid of a fukking Pidgey than nikkas that's ready to kill me.

 

[Fatboi1]

Tell me one pokemon wit a denser jawbone than mine and you can have all my coli cash

That nikka bite you and it would be very effective.

 

[ThugLife]

That nikka bite you and it would be very effective.

Maybe you aint read the post right

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[MenacingMonk]

I'd shyt my pants running into Charizard.

 

[mortuus est]

I'd be more afraid of a fukking Pidgey than nikkas that's ready to kill me.

Pidgeot coming for your head using wing attack

 

[Nymeria]

This is actually a terrifying thought.

 

[Fatboi1]

Would y'all eat Pokemon?? Chinese spot would probably have something 4 Pidgy wings fried Rice or Charmander and Broccoli!


Magikarp Oil good for getting EFA's.
Would the leaves from Bulbasaur be suitable for vegetarians?

Would Vick be houndoom fighting instead of dog fighting??

 

[Fatboi1]

Nah this nikka too powerful for the real world. He'd have to be relegated to another dimension like you'd see him during sleep paralysis or something, word to @yo moms .