OJ Simpson held a Super Bowl party in his jail cell

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O.J. Simpson held Super Bowl party in his prison cell - San Jose Mercury News

O.J. Simpson held Super Bowl party in his prison cell

O.J. Simpson, serving a 33-year sentence for kidnapping and armed robbery at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada, had a problem many people had earlier this month: How to throw the best Super Bowl party.

According to the New York Post, Simpson held a Super Bowl party in his cell on the day of the big game because he had the one thing that any good Super Bowl party requires: A TV.

"If you have the money, you can buy a TV at the inmate store and put it in your cell," Simpson's friend, Norman Pardo, told the Post. "There was no shortage of potential guests because he's so popular. He's like the Godfather of the prison now."

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So a dozen or so of Simpson's closest prisoner buddies crammed into his
80-square-foot cell to watch.

Can you shape a chicken wing into the shape of a key and escape? Hide a file in pizza? Turn nacho cheese sauce into an explosive? Since Simpson is still in prison, probably not.
 

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O.J. Simpson held Super Bowl party in his prison cell - San Jose Mercury News

O.J. Simpson held Super Bowl party in his prison cell

O.J. Simpson, serving a 33-year sentence for kidnapping and armed robbery at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada, had a problem many people had earlier this month: How to throw the best Super Bowl party.

According to the New York Post, Simpson held a Super Bowl party in his cell on the day of the big game because he had the one thing that any good Super Bowl party requires: A TV.

"If you have the money, you can buy a TV at the inmate store and put it in your cell," Simpson's friend, Norman Pardo, told the Post. "There was no shortage of potential guests because he's so popular. He's like the Godfather of the prison now."

:deadrose:

So a dozen or so of Simpson's closest prisoner buddies crammed into his
80-square-foot cell to watch.

Can you shape a chicken wing into the shape of a key and escape? Hide a file in pizza? Turn nacho cheese sauce into an explosive? Since Simpson is still in prison, probably not.


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that nikkka oj really boss status in jail. i remember reading how he was trying start his own football league in jail and wanted it to be shown on ppv. he already designed plays and sketched out the design for the uniforms. don't know what happened to it. son be having tea partys in his cell and got the bytches doing all the work. he eating good though.
 

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got damn hes living the life

he got a tv :jawalrus:

got some bytches :usure:

watched the super bowl :smugdraper:


:ufdup:


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They were clownin dude on local radio today. They were sayin he likes to hang out with all the gay dudes and that he's always showin off his body to them. Also that the gay dudes be callin him DJ which is short for Daddy Juice.

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:russ:that shyt cant be true tho...

ive never been in prison but u can just free roam and hang out in ur buddies cell if u want? lmao i aint buyin it, but funny tho
 

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I wonder when OJ blocked Ron Goldmans faggy little jujitsu move on some :ufdup: before shanking him to death...did he ever think ti would end like this :troll:
 

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who would of ever thought a hof heisman rb from usc would end up in a cell watching the super bowl with a bunch of chicks with dikks?

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