Old Testament God was a straight goon brehs

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Squabbling with Jacob in the desert

Murking the whole world save for 8 people

Promising never to flood it again. Cause he using fire next time

Putting the battery in David back to kill Goliath

Putting the battery in Saul back to kill David

Saul fukking up, so God putting battery in David's back to kill Saul

Shooting dice and placing bets with Satan

Smoking bush with Moses

Smoking that Sodom and Gomorrah pack

Making every Hebrehs cut off their bologna strings

Just didn't give a fukk

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

This aint even everything I know

Don't wake the demon up

 

[BaggerofTea]

old testament god was an egotistical sociopath as the OP clearly has laid out.

who worships that?

 

[The Infamous]

This aint even everything I know

Don't wake the demon up

Keep going

 

[Busted_Toes]

Absolutely Violated Job, Poor Job

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

The Bible is heavily whitewashed.