yo... i clicked the Reddit link and read this comment
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Went to a dog park with my ex once, there was this one dog going around humping every dog it could, i dont remember the breed, but it was a mut.
Anyways the mut starts humping this beagle & the owner of the beagle tells the muts owner to get her dog off his. But this old lady sitting on a bench says that a male can't penetrate a male & to just let him finish, & for whatever reason the beagles owner listened.
Not 5 seconds later, the mut penetrates the beagles a$$hole & the beagle starts screaming alot like the retriever in this video, so of course the owners & everyone else is going crazy.
The beagle tries pulling away, the muts trying to finish. The beagles owner is hitting the mut while yelling at the muts owner, bystanders are freaking out. Some are crying. The old lady is screaming at the owners, & the muts owner is trying to pull her dog off the beagle.
Finally this absolute genius of a woman decides to lift her dog up off the floor. So she does & she lifts the mut up to her chest, which completely lifts the beagle off the floor so these dogs are connected by the muts dikk. Her dog bites her arm. The beagle bites her leg. Shes pouring blood crying, one lady passes out.
Finally the old lady screams at everyone to just let the mut finish & we all just stand there while both the beagle & mut are screaming when finally the mut goes flaccid & runs away & the beagle just sits there visibly shaking. The owner came picked him up & carried him away while everyone yelled at the muts owner