One of Mother Nature's cruelest jokes

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is when a (former) player has nothing but daughters. :laff:


I hope I only have sons brehs. :no:
I cant deal with stress. It has an effect on my bowel movements.

So i'm at a our Haitian annual picnic with some friends at Lake Altuna this saturday and me and some of the older cats talking. This older dude who i knew growing up was telling us about how his two daughters are starting to develop an interest in boys and sh!t like that. Dude's like "oh i can tell when they were talking about a boy when i enter the room. And there's this little boy who keeps coming around talking about he' needs her help with homework" :dry: "I'm like I know every play in the game, youngins. You aint foolin this old man!"

Now mind you, this the same cat that used to be on my neighborhood telling us how many brawds he'd run through in a week's time growing up. Dude was older (about 9 years) than us but knew us and we played soccer and volleyball together. I cant help but laugh at how dude's panicking trying to keeps tabs on 3 (2 16y/o twins and 1 15y/o)daughters.

No Pedo but 3 very attractive daughters too :steviej: These young girls are gonna cause problems when they hit the club in 4 years
 

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Mother nature though?



:comeon:




This thread weather related?
You're kidding right? :huh:

Ever heard of the term "when nature calls"?

Humans and weather are all part of nature homie. We're just a tiny part of this big old universe. because we think we are smart we swear we can manipulate and outsmart it but that b!tch still undefeated. You cant dictate wether you will have a boy or girl. You cant manipulate weather patterns. That is still left up to "mother nature".

Respect it
 

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I would scare mine to be weary of all men. I mean all men.
 

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Honestly nikkas just need to accept the fact that they daughters aint going be no saints. If I have one Ill teach her to be weary of y'all triffling nikkas and shyt like that but at the end of the day she going do her. As long my daughter aint no hoe :why:, its a job well-done in my eyes.
 

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i know i'm predisposed to have daughters. my father had four girls all together. one from another woman and three from my mother...:snoop:
 
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