One of our managers just married a woman from Costa Rica...

[benjamin]

Breh got back today from his wedding vacation wit the nikka happy as hell, walking around showing off pics of the wedding and his big tittied bride...he admitted that she has 2 kids from 2 different men who both live in the DR..

Me: oh damn, she got two BD's?

Breh: yea but they live in another country so i aint worried bout it...she seems loyal enough

Me: damn so you on yo 90day fiance shyt huh breh

Breh: this aint no 90 day fiance shyt...fukk you on bro? My woman is top tier...man look at these (pulls out phone and starts flipping through pics from his wedding...bytch dressed like a whole stripper, titties big as hell)

Me: she looks lovely breh, you a lucky man

Breh:



Why do nikkas keep wifing up bytches from foreign countries, this the 4th nikka i know personally that has done this....can yall nikkas not find a woman in the US, shyt is pitiful to me

im just waiting for the incoming fukkery...this wont end well

 

[MajesticLion]

Cool story, bro.

- Launchpad McQuack

 

[Mike809]

A woman from costa rica , got 2 bd from DR?
so she a passportSister ?

 

[Remote]

nvm.

 

[ucanthandlethetruth]

A woman from costa rica , got 2 bd from DR?
so she a passportSister ?

Breh forgot which country he was lying about

 

[MicIsGod]

Dudes taking this passport shyt to heart

 

[benjamin]

A woman from costa rica , got 2 bd from DR?
so she a passportSister ?

she's not bad looking at all...but we know how this is going to end. He said that she has lived in the states before so im not sure about her citizenship situation but she here now.

 

[benjamin]

Dudes taking this passport shyt to heart

wouldn't consider my co-worker a passport bro, just a simp...he met her on a marriage site that hooks you up with foreign potential wives for $5k...crazy

 

[benjamin]

Breh forgot which country he was lying about

no.. breh literally told me she had her children in the DR and left to be with her mom in CR..

 

[Ahadi]

The fact that he brought her back to the States

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

The fact that he brought her back to the States

walked into the office this morning like

 

[Wiseborn]

Cool story, bro.

- Launchpad McQuack

Sounds implausible to me too but nikkas is desparate out here.

 

[lowkey0z]

Me: oh damn, she got two BD's?
Breh: this aint no 90 day fiance shyt...fukk you on bro? My woman is top tier...

 

[benjamin]

walked into the office this morning like

this nikka sent me an IM on teams this morning asking if i wanted to double date this friday to a movie before this me and this nikka havent spoken more than 5 works to each other at a time, he works in another department, now this nikka wanna be buddy buddy...I might have to line his ol lady up and test her might

 

[benjamin]

The fact that he brought her back to the States

nikkas see these thirsty foreign thots online and be thinking "JACKPOT, SHE FEELING ME "

These hoes dying to get to the US.