One of the worst things of being an adult is checking the mail

[BmoreGorilla]

Remember when we were kids we got all pumped on the rare occasions we got mail?
Mama would come home like “mail is here for you!”

Me:

Might have some money in it for your bday. If an old person sent it they usually addressed it as Master BmoreGorilla


Nowadays I get pumped when there’s no mail becuz it’s usually some bullshyt

Gas and electrical bill

“You qualify for $50,000...”

Refinance this

“You been sent to collections”

“$40 due in two weeks for that red light you ran”


Some shyt for a nikka that lived there years before you


Childhood was the shyt

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If the letter is not:
Utility bill
Letter from the job
Letter from the government

Straight in the trash it goes..especially them fake ass debt collection letters

 

[BmoreGorilla]

If the letter is not:
Utility bill
Letter from the job
Letter from the government

Straight in the trash it goes..especially them fake ass debt collection letters

You don’t be keeping those red light tickets?

 

[Paper Boi]

bill
jury duty
your university begging for donations
junk
an invitation to your cousins kids birthday you don't wanna go to

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I got that USPS mail alert email thingy, so every morning, around 8am, they send me a preview of the letters and mail I’m getting.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

coupons

store catalogs

Pointless Big ass envelopes of employee benefits updates

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

You don’t be keeping those red light tickets?

I never get them in my personal whip

When I get caught up in the company whip I don't need to see them

They take it out my check

 

[LordDeathwatch]

coupons

store catalogs

Pointless Big ass envelopes of employee benefits updates

New edition of Curry Monthly & Toilet Paper Today. :CudiInTheCut:

 

[Standing on business]

Mail




E-bill

 

[BmoreGorilla]

bill
jury duty
your university begging for donations
junk
an invitation to your cousins kids birthday you don't wanna go to

I just missed having jury duty a few weeks ago. Called the night before and they didn’t have my number


And fukk those party invitations. It’s usually to some spot like Chuck E Cheese

 

[BmoreGorilla]

coupons

store catalogs

Pointless Big ass envelopes of employee benefits updates

Right. Like we can’t get all these online

 

[re'up]

I just want to opt out like that Seinfeld episode, it disgusts me every time I have to do it. If it was just things sent to me, by my Grandma for example, or some sort of official mail, it would be fine. But, finding it stuffed with 100% junk that goes right in the trash, it's so wasteful and bloated Americana at it's worst.

 

[2stainz]

I got that USPS mail alert email thingy, so every morning, around 8am, they send me a preview of the letters and mail I’m getting.

daps, I got that shyt too

some days I dont even bother going to the mailbox cause I know from the email that its garbage

 

[intra vires]

Some shyt for a nikka that lived there years before you

Or never lived there at all

This happened to me at my current place, which didn't exist before 2017.

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Damn I get no mail that paperless billing come handy but I do remember that felling as a kid