Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus




Do you ever use, "Do you wanna buy me a drink?" as an opening line?

I always get a little offended when girls do this and I'm not their friend and/or not hooking up with them because I assume that they're just using me to get free booze.![]()
Hell no.
This.![]()
I always say no to strangers like that, but yeah, I seriously wanted to know if any girls ever used it as an opening line rather than just a way to get booze.
I've done it. My friend and I do it all the time. But we're strippers and we can't help ourselves. It's the only way to party...FREE!
It's all a game to you until Myron follows you home from the club to collect on your tab![]()
if that's her opening line, you don't want to further that conversation.