Oregon militants want you to stop sending them dildos

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Oregon militants want you to stop sending them dildos

BY SERGIO HERNANDEZ1 HOUR AGO


The armed militants at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Burns, Oregon, have a request: Stop mailing them dildos.

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In a Facebook video posted Monday, Jon Ritzheimer, an ex-marine who is involved in the standoff, complained about receiving “an enormous dildo” and a bag of penis-shaped candies, Gawker reported on Tuesday.

“It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world,” Ritzheimer said in the video.


Fortunately, the militants have an idea on how to unload their junk:

“Sell it back on ebay,” wrote supporter Maureen Peltier on Facebook. “So, keep sending stupid shyt, it’s gonna turn a dime for them. Lol Economics!”

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Oregon militants want you to stop sending them dildos

video in link if it doesn't post

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Honestly, I doubt they do. They can resell all of this shyt on the Internet. Send me a million fukking dildos and help me get rich!
 

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Putting it out there, will only increase the volume of trolling.
Someone should send those guys "Anthrax" or "Charlie Sheen's bed sheets"
 
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