Overboard, Inappropriate, Compliments

[Recca Gatsby]

Shyt you say to the opposite sex to display how badly you desire them, but came out a lil more risque than you thought it would. Or knowing the nikkas on here, knew it would--but just didn't give a fukk.

Can be traced back to telling chicks you wanna drink they bath water.

Seen someone on here say "She so fine I would use her bath water to cook my ramen noodles with"

I just told a chick but two minutes ago via text "Fukkin fine ass, I can't wait to grab you by your thighs and drink your lil ass like Capri Sun. Kiwi strawberry all up in my grill girl!"

Told the waitress at Tilted Kilt this past Super Bowl Sunday, "On a scale of Dolly Parton and Kat Dennings, where do you rank yourself?"

I've told @PicoRoscoe and @Desirous on here that I would eat they asses in so many different Freakazoid ways I have lost count.

 

[Mr. Pink]

I never got this. It seems lame to me.

One dude here said "when are you gonna let me make that p*ssy fart".
That was funny. Other than that...

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i can't stand when nikkas come at me with the thirst until after we fukk. then it's pretty much all good.

 

[b@squ1@t]

i dont say shyt like that

reeks of bein impressed by a bytch and that tends to lower your market value

 

[Fatboi1]

I'd sleep on @PicoRoscoe 's dirty laundry for a week just to get a dap.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

I will sometimes say the most absurd shyt just to get a reaction cause it's funny.

I mean the reactions to "I wanna eat whole grain dry cereal out ya buttcheeks"

 

[Knights89]

the response to the Dolly Parton was?

 

[Dank Hill]

I usually just say,"when you gon let me clap them cheeks up? nymsayin." They just laugh most of the time, cause they know i'm just clowning.

 

[Desirous]

lol

 

[Illuminatos]

"You look so good I'd suck your daddies dikk."
DISCLAIMER: I did NOT say that.

 

[Desirous]

"You look so good I'd suck your daddies dikk."

DISCLAIMER: I did NOT say that.

 

[Illuminatos]

I'm pretty sure that was in a Biggie song.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

the response to the Dolly Parton was?

SMH bonehead chick didn't understand what I was talkin about. Im sure it came to her later though.

I mean, that is some pretty simple shyt to figure out you know...

 

[yo moms]

my dude said to a girl in class "i want to drink your strawberry period"

 

[Recca Gatsby]

my dude said to a girl in class "i want to drink your strawberry period"

lmao how did she react?