LOL some others I found online:
"I would swim through a river of piss just to blow the guy who did you last." (fukkin gay as all hell)
"Heard you are looking for a stud. I have the std so all i need is u."
I'd eat the corn out of your shyt
I would drag my dikk (soft) through 5 miles of glass just to hear you fart through a Walky talkie
I would lay 5 miles of communication
wire
, just to hear you fart
I wanna massage your toes with my tongue after you run marathons
I would suck a fart out of your ass, throw up on my salad for dressing, then eat the salad whole