KatieGotAzzHairs
Banned
Hello, overlords of this website. As you know you have created the true septic tank of the internet. The only thing that stops the various nuggets of excrement from polluting the muck and mire of this board further is your flimsy set of rules that threaten their banning should they cross an ever moving and totally arbitrary line.
But what if one could purchase temporary immunity from banning?
What if for five dollars a man could openly fantasize about the death of Jewish children, detail his torture plans for bed wenches, post pictures of his penis, and troll Nas stans without fear of being cast out this junk pile?
You have a legion of trolls ready to unleash their drivel and bile upon your board if only they were promised safety from expulsion. For a mere five dollars they can get a one month immunity from banning. For ten two months. For twenty they get a special offer of six months immunity from the consequences of their subhuman lunacy. Also some sort of badge. Because badges are never not adorable.
But what if one could purchase temporary immunity from banning?
What if for five dollars a man could openly fantasize about the death of Jewish children, detail his torture plans for bed wenches, post pictures of his penis, and troll Nas stans without fear of being cast out this junk pile?
You have a legion of trolls ready to unleash their drivel and bile upon your board if only they were promised safety from expulsion. For a mere five dollars they can get a one month immunity from banning. For ten two months. For twenty they get a special offer of six months immunity from the consequences of their subhuman lunacy. Also some sort of badge. Because badges are never not adorable.
