I went down the gym earlier, I had had my usual breakfast but I had had a few drinks last night so my stomach was feeling bad. Some c*nt decided to fart almost in my face when I was sitting on one of the benches. And it was really disgusting, like old milk and rotten egg.
Several others around then scattered the smell was that bad, I just sat there, and felt my guts rumble and then puked at my feet.
Sadly the owner was observing all this, looking at the both of us, I guess weighing up who to ban. As he is like the cus d'mato of bodybuilding, he really doesn't like fools and he isn't above giving someone a slap for fukking around.
He points at me and says' clean that up, I want it spotless don't bother coming back if it isn't ', and then turns and spots the farter and says, 'you ever fart in my gym again you are gone as well you dirty fat c*nt'. He then goes in the office and slams the door. Still the smell of shyt and puke, as well as the boss angry meant the gym cleared and I got a good workout in after I had mopped the floor , no waiting on anything or working in. Could have heard a pin drop after that.
Several others around then scattered the smell was that bad, I just sat there, and felt my guts rumble and then puked at my feet.
Sadly the owner was observing all this, looking at the both of us, I guess weighing up who to ban. As he is like the cus d'mato of bodybuilding, he really doesn't like fools and he isn't above giving someone a slap for fukking around.
He points at me and says' clean that up, I want it spotless don't bother coming back if it isn't ', and then turns and spots the farter and says, 'you ever fart in my gym again you are gone as well you dirty fat c*nt'. He then goes in the office and slams the door. Still the smell of shyt and puke, as well as the boss angry meant the gym cleared and I got a good workout in after I had mopped the floor , no waiting on anything or working in. Could have heard a pin drop after that.
He must be on some super steroids or some shyt....
