Passport Bro Gets Relieved Of His Chain[Colombia Edition]

[DonB90]

bytch was so smooth wit it I had to watch it twice. That's nice work

 

[⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐]

Damn, they outing their own people


They’re like “her, she’s the one that did it” here’s her whole profile

Probably got pickpocket per trick type stats

 

[SupremexKing]

Damn, they outing their own people


They’re like “her, she’s the one that did it” here’s her whole profile

Probably got pickpocket per trick type stats

bytch is probably Venezuelan, they quick to throw them under the bus.

if she isn't, and this is old city clocktower area in cartagena, well thas to be expected, them nikkas out there dusty as hell.

 

[aXiom]

Damn, they outing their own people


They’re like “her, she’s the one that did it” here’s her whole profile

Probably got pickpocket per trick type stats

Colombians don't fukk with thieves and robbers. I've seen cops let people get a few in on already apprehended robbers. And it's better the cops catch the thieves than the locals do.

 

[MikelArteta]

Doesn't happen in goatganda

 

[⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐]

bytch is probably Venezuelan, they quick to throw them under the bus.

if she isn't, and this is old city clocktower area in cartagena, well thas to be expected, them nikkas out there dusty as hell.

“Do not worry travelers, this areas safe. Lil Venezuelan bytch always coming around causing problems, but rest assured. We’re onto her”

I don’t speak the language but given the additional context it now translates like this to me

We live in a fukked up world I feel like what she did should be without legal ramification from law enforcement but more like a “got caught slipping” kind of lesson - the man should be able to dispute it in the moment with immunity if the situation escalates to violence

But if she gets away with it that item should be legally hers and there should be a broadcasted sport based on this

 

[doublecheese]

Graceful Jewelry Removal

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Wow. As immoral as stealing is, that was mad impressive.

 

[⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐]

Graceful Jewelry Removal

Oh, we’re live at the Medellín Miracle Heist, folks, and she’s at it again! This jewel-snatchin’ superstar’s got hands quicker than a cheetah chasin’ a gazelle! She’s clockin’ a touch-to-swipe time of one-point-four seconds …. boom, that necklace is GONE! That’s her third grab this week, bumpin’ her season average to one-point-six jewelry lifts per day! That’s faster than Usain Bolt runnin’ the hundred-meter with a tailwind! She’s out here settin’ personal bests, folks, with a career total of -get this - forty-two chains, twenty-one rings, and a rogue ankle bracelet from that wild night in Cartagena! What’s next, a gold tooth right outta someone’s mouth? Stay tuned!

 

[KBtheKey]

Lol that wasn't slick. Dude was oblivious

 

[Sk3ptical]

Passport bros been on a losing streak lately.

 

[Womb Raider]

ayo they calling shawty fast hands bytch would’ve caught a fast combo tryna snatch my chain

 

[peppe]

Is it me or am i stereotyping but when i saw the breh i was like figures. nikka got the typical passport look.

Also WHY it's frustrates me to no end do you go to columbia and give UGLY BYTCHES the time of day.

If your going there to trick at least trick on some bad bytch

 

[LuuqMaan]

At least get robbed by a model

 

[Uchiha God]

Coli breh was all on his phone making a TLR thread about how much girls in Colombia like brehs, meanwhile getting relieved of his chain by a mid all-star