Passport Bros have been going about this all wrong this whole time.

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Hear me out

I just think there's a much easier and cheaper way for them to get what they're looking for without leaving the USA.

I've been hitting up Latino nightclubs more often lately and I realized that this shyt is a Passport Bro's paradise

These clubs be full of bad Spanish bytches, a lot of em ain't got papers, and they all down to fukk. All you gotta do is buy em a drink or invite em to get tacos after the club, or give em some weed and you can smash. If you know how to dance you ain't gotta do nothing else but dance good and they'll fukk you that same night or at least give you some head.

If you speak Spanish you fukking guaranteed every time you go.

There's chicks in the club selling p*ssy too. Or if you wanna spend money on VIP or a hookah table you can smash hella bytches. Not my lane but it's there for Passport Bros.

Some chicks looking to get wifed up by an American dude, some have offered me money to marry them, around $20,000-$30,000 but I decline. But imagine a Passport Bro can actually GET PAID to marry the bytch.

And some chicks just want the clout of being with an American dude. So you can eat just off being an American

It only cost like $15-20 to get into the club. I'm surprised Passport Bros haven't converted to Nightclub Bros. I think they're wasting a lot of time and money going overseas when they can do the same in any decent sized city in America. Even when I went to Idaho for work I was smashing bad Spanish hoes, they everywhere.

There's basically two types of Latin nightclubs. One is more reggaeton Miami/Dominican type club and the other is more Mexican/Texan you'll see more people with cowboy clothes on. You don't have to dress like them, just wear something nice that fits well.
 

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That sounds like some fantasy shyt especially the part where they pay a random black man 30 grand to marry them.
 

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You want competition and more men in the club? or do you want less? If more men are leaving the country, you should be happy.
 

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That sounds like some fantasy shyt especially the part where they pay a random black man 30 grand to marry them.
If you're American and they know you well enough the offer gonna come through at some point especially if she finds you attractive.

I wasn't a "random" person to the women who offered me cash to marry them

I just saw too many red flags to marry them even it was just transactional
 
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Passport Bros are not competition and they never were
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But at these clubs, women greatly outnumber men so there's plenty to go around.
RIGHT.... but at the same time you are putting out an open invitation for socially incompetent men... generally speaking they're going to ruin all the fun, whatever the fun might be
 
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