So I called the place I get my haircut to schedule an appointment. The guy that works there tells me that the other guy, my barber, "moved to Brazil". Apparently, he started up a business down there and decided to stay there full time.
All without telling me.
I remember him talking about his passport bros adventures there but never paid attention. Apparently it was something he had been planning for a little while now.
I'm in shock, brehs. What do I do? Whose gonna get me right (pause)?
These passport bros are out of control.
All without telling me.

I remember him talking about his passport bros adventures there but never paid attention. Apparently it was something he had been planning for a little while now.
I'm in shock, brehs. What do I do? Whose gonna get me right (pause)?

These passport bros are out of control.