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Every time I had a kikuyu girlfriend my mom would :francis: and I was like stop being tribalist :umad:

Then I got a kisii girl and they know to be very high tempered and she asked me is she cool? I was like yeah :gladbron: but inside I was :to: cause this bytch tried to break a phone I bought her, jump out the car when it's moving, yank my side mirror. When I broke up with her I was like :ufdup::mjpls:
Yeah the tribal stereotypes are something else especially about Kikuyu women being gold diggers.


I never got the one about Luo's not paying rent though.
 

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Every time I had a kikuyu girlfriend my mom would :francis: and I was like stop being tribalist :umad:

Then I got a kisii girl and they know to be very high tempered and she asked me is she cool? I was like yeah :gladbron: but inside I was :to: cause this bytch tried to break a phone I bought her, jump out the car when it's moving, yank my side mirror. When I broke up with her I was like :ufdup::mjpls:

Yeah the tribal stereotypes are something else especially about Kikuyu women being gold diggers.


I never got the one about Luo's not paying rent though.

They told me Kamba women will go to the kijiji and put on shyt on you. I'm a Haiti-child so I'm 'bout it 'bout it.
 

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guess it's over now. congrats op. When will you go traveling again
 

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Yeah the tribal stereotypes are something else especially about Kikuyu women being gold diggers.


I never got the one about Luo's not paying rent though.
Kikuyu women are go getters. I'm not mad at them. But I also love luo women. Growing up in Nairobi we didn't really trip on the tribal shyt except for the adults.
 

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guess it's over now. congrats op. When will you go traveling again
I want/need to stack up. I want to return to the Continent w/ at least $50K. I plan to at least finish my AA in M.Eng and hopefully get my degree. As a Pan-Afrikan, the time to talk has BEEN over. Indians, whites and Arabs have been in the Continent banking and living their best lives. That said, I'm guessing it'll be a year or 2 before I return, barring winning a big poker tournament, the lotto or a VERY good job. Lemme make this clear: I want to die in Afrika.
 

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I want/need to stack up. I want to return to the Continent w/ at least $50K. I plan to at least finish my AA in M.Eng and hopefully get my degree. As a Pan-Afrikan, the time to talk has BEEN over. Indians, whites and Arabs have been in the Continent banking and living their best lives. That said, I'm guessing it'll be a year or 2 before I return, barring winning a big poker tournament, the lotto or a VERY good job. Lemme make this clear: I want to die in Afrika.


Go over there as caked up and skilled up as possible. Afrika is on the rise and despite what c00ns and cacs say it's getting better day by day, Don't worry Afrika will be there get all your ducks in a row first.
 
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