Pastor says brokies are holding up Jesus's return

[BuckFilly]

 

[Pseudonym]

seems backwards

Wouldn’t Jesus come because people aren’t donating money to the churches?

 

[ORDER_66]

Jesus was about Capitalism?!!?

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

religion

 

[Animal House]

Smh

 

[Mike Nasty]

At the end he said if you're worried about his private jet, you can have it after the rapture

 

[360dagod]

He talking that shyt so confidently

 

[Ake1725]

At the end he said if you're worried about his private jet, you can have it after the rapture

Wouldn't he need it more. You know since he'll still be here

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Jesus was about Capitalism?!!?

No. Charity.

Spoiler

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

At the end he said if you're worried about his private jet, you can have it after the rapture

no way....awww dawg they just so raw with it now. it's like "hey if they're dumb enough, why not"

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

Jesus.

 

[Mike Nasty]

no way....awww dawg they just so raw with it now. it's like "hey if they're dumb enough, why not"

Yeah, if that's who you're giving your money to then there's nothing really to say.

 

[Yapdatfool]

@Jesus H. Christ

 

[Cyrus' Wife]

Does anybody remember on In Living Color when Damon Wayans and Jim Carrey were the "tag-team ministers" Reverend Ed Cash & Reverend Carl Pathos and after the people didn't give enough money at the offering, they brought the guns out and robbed the church lol



It's right around the 4 minute mark

 

[Taadow]

Let’s go to The Jesustron:


Mark 14:7 - “The poor will always be with you”

Really, the worst part is him saying giving bread will “speed it up”...