PATOIS STRAIIIIGHT, NO ENGLISH

[KyokushinKarateMan]

A mi seh bump’a, man a real thread bump’a
Cah yuh kno seh a ME a di real gyal thumpa
Mi jus a ruff up di pums, mi nuh bodda wid di rump’a
All weh nuh like it, mine gunshot a slump yuh

Bl**dclaaaaaaaattttttt

 

[A1aaa]

Dun no already.. Most a di Yankee yute dem a bait ... Arrogant yu fuk, mi nuh know if a jealousy or wah...blurtpipe judge mental, badmind to blouse and skizirt an always see a need fi argue some blow wow foolishness. Most a di time when mi come pon si ends ya..is just to browse because it seem whenever mi wah post somebody have some f**ry to argue bout..always a talk bout Merica dis and dat and " why u doh go back to u land"... Have nerve fi call me Uncle Tom when dem a chat di same tings weh di white bredah a tell dem ..... Dem type a yute need fi go suck dem self ... Everybody else seem cool doh..bless

 

[BaileyPark31]

So people actually write out patois the way it sound











I'm a Yankee from the suburbs.