Patriotic Navy SEAL Arrested For Lying That a Black Mob Shot Him

[SanchoPanda]

One thing's for sure: On the evening of March 31, 2014, Chris Heben—former Navy SEAL, American patriot, and purveyor of motivational workout videos and t-shirts—drove himself to a fire station with a gunshot to his abdomen. Everything else, though, is bullshyt.

Heben, a 44-year-old vet with a passing resemblance to Hugh Jackman, had told police that he was shot by three racist black men after an altercation in the parking lot of a grocery store near his home in Bath, Ohio. The men's car had almost hit him, and he shouted at them about it before heading into the store, he'd said.

http://fortressamerica.gawker.com/r...ing-that-a-black-mo-1632101971/+adamweinstein

 

[NatiboyB]

#inherentlyevil

 

[Cat piss martini]

good and may the inmates take his screams
of "but i'm not gay" as playing hard to get.

 

[mrken12]

Just for that, I hope that a black mob shoots him.

Then what will he tell the police?

 

[tmonster]

Smh

 

[Matt504]

Just for that, I hope that a black mob shoots him.

Then what will he tell the police?

"I'm for real this time"