Keep these broads guessing man.
I've climbed in bed with plenty women
that never saw me coming.
*me standing next to a uppty broad at the museum*
her:
me: cool peice huh?

her: excuse me?

me: you rub me as the kahlo type.

her: wait.......I love her work!!!!

me: see.....I knew it.

her: and your favorite?

me: O'keeffe paintings speak to me.

her:

me: what?

her: yeah......youre trouble

me: i'm the good trouble.....like pillow fights at 3:am.

her: where is the wine guy?

me: right and the dude with the horse divers.

her: hors d'oeuvre's?

me: right.....horse divers.

her: you married or seeing anybody.

me: yeah.....you.

her: