joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
Is this what's hot in the UK now? Paying upwards of a hundred dollars for a 'practitioner' to rub your p*ssy while other people watch?
Sign me the fukk up if women are gonna spend 200 fukking dollars for a horny ass breh to rub your snatch
From Unilad (a shytty but occasionally funny news site, run mainly by Britcacs)
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Would you pay someone to stroke your vagina? Or, how about, would you pay £147 for a stranger to stroke your vagina?
Since it was founded in 2001, ‘Orgasmic Meditation’ has grown rapidly in popularity – everyone from 20-year-old couples, to 80-year-old OAP’s are involved, reports the Mirror.
The peculiar sex trend involves women paying strangers to touch their private parts in order to reach a ‘larger state of consciousness’ while also ‘improving intimacy’ and ‘increasing your orgasm skills’.
Group masturbation sessions, known as ‘nests’ involve women stripping down from their underwear and having a ‘practitioner’ (a pretty fancy name for a professional masturbator) massage their clitoris for 15 minutes straight while being watched by other members of the group.
Founder of Orgasmic Meditation, Nicole Daedone, said:
The female orgasm is vital for every single woman on the planet.
Although one question that stands out, to me anyway, is how on earth do you become a qualified ‘practitioner’? I must have missed that on the apprenticeship website: trainee masturbator wanted for immediate start.
However, before the practitioner hits the grindstone, he describes the vagina in great detail referring to the colour, texture, and shape.
Apparently, there are 2,000 practitioners in the UK ALONE
to my UK brehs, wag1 fam?
women really dropping bills to have their pumpum stroked by strange men?
Sign me the fukk up if women are gonna spend 200 fukking dollars for a horny ass breh to rub your snatch
From Unilad (a shytty but occasionally funny news site, run mainly by Britcacs)
Tube
Would you pay someone to stroke your vagina? Or, how about, would you pay £147 for a stranger to stroke your vagina?
Since it was founded in 2001, ‘Orgasmic Meditation’ has grown rapidly in popularity – everyone from 20-year-old couples, to 80-year-old OAP’s are involved, reports the Mirror.
The peculiar sex trend involves women paying strangers to touch their private parts in order to reach a ‘larger state of consciousness’ while also ‘improving intimacy’ and ‘increasing your orgasm skills’.
Group masturbation sessions, known as ‘nests’ involve women stripping down from their underwear and having a ‘practitioner’ (a pretty fancy name for a professional masturbator) massage their clitoris for 15 minutes straight while being watched by other members of the group.
Founder of Orgasmic Meditation, Nicole Daedone, said:
The female orgasm is vital for every single woman on the planet.
Although one question that stands out, to me anyway, is how on earth do you become a qualified ‘practitioner’? I must have missed that on the apprenticeship website: trainee masturbator wanted for immediate start.
However, before the practitioner hits the grindstone, he describes the vagina in great detail referring to the colour, texture, and shape.
Apparently, there are 2,000 practitioners in the UK ALONE
to my UK brehs, wag1 fam?
women really dropping bills to have their pumpum stroked by strange men?
and simps out here crossing state lines, continents and dropping racks on racks on racks just to be with a bytch with 2 kids
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