Pee in the Amazon Brehs & Brehettes

[Doobie Doo]

 

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[jadillac]

I've hear md this before. I'd pee on the ground lol

 

[Gloxina]

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I expected a poisonous dart from an unidentified Tribesman for not checking in

 

[Richard Glidewell]

I've known about this shyt since elementary school............
And it's been fukk the rain forest since

 

[Canada Goose]

Sounds like a adventure for Jeremy Wade




I love the show River Monsters, one of my favorite comfort shows

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I thought this was gonna be about a warehouse

 

[summwunn]

I thought this was gonna be about a warehouse

 

[Collateral]

Right in the dikkhole

 

[boogers]

its an urban legend. the fish CAN swim up your dikk, but its not going to. but it could. i believe it actually happened once and was a complete accident.

what scares me more are houndfish/needlefish

Houndfish are considered to be dangerous, and are feared by fishermen because of their size and tendency to leap out of the water, causing puncture wounds with their beaks, when frightened or attracted to the lights used to catch them.[2] In April 2000, a woman snorkeling in the Florida Keys was severely injured when she was stabbed in the neck by a houndfish that leapt out of the water.[23] In October, 2010 an ocean-kayaker was injured when she was struck in the back (and was treated for a collapsed lung) by the beak of a houndfish that jumped out of the water near her boat.[24]

these fish travel in packs and jump in and out of the water like the dolphins in super mario world. they regularly jump over boats and stab fishermen accidentally because they were in the way. imagine a school of knives that can swim and you get the idea

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

What the fukk woukd I go to the Amazon for in the first place

 

[boogers]

What the fukk woukd I go to the Amazon for in the first place

yea fukk the rainforest

 

[Typical Knicks Fan]

That’s what you get for peeing in a river.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

I feel like i saw a episode of something that said this was wrong.