Penis pump horror story.

[86\*/98]

Y'all think she's telling people about this?

I'm the man she cares about, it'd be a bad look for her if this got out. I've been playing this off like everybody and their daddy got dikk pumps, so she won't know this is ammunition if we ever fall out. If I tell her to keep it low, she'll know I'm embarrassed.

What do I do?

 

[I AM WE ARE]

bruh you have to increase your cardio do more leg exercises and clean up your diet use vitamin b alot and drink more water and natural fruits


those gas station viagras are "just incase" pills
if you gone keep using the pump you might want to try jelquing as well

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

The absurdity of the story kept me from realizing that Lenny Kravitz has a fukking blanket wrapped around his neck for a few minutes.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Spoiler: NSFW

MyPenisAndMe.com | Bathmate | WARNING: Bathmate Injuries!

That's how mine looked but worse... and bigger of course.



No homo. As far as permanent gains, I got an inch longer and I went from regular to fat as far as girth. After a fresh pump I gain another half inch of length and the girth is just stoopid. And the bathmate has also improved my erection strength. I never had issues getting hard, but before I started pumping I didn't feel like I could drill a hole in tree bark like a woodpecker like I do now. So If youre looking for a new pump I still recommend bathmate, just use as directed.

Here the website, it shows you all the different lengths you can buy.
Bathmate Hydromax Shop | Official Bathmate Hydromax Retailer

Your gains were permanent

 

[Rozay Oro]

Spoiler: NSFW

MyPenisAndMe.com | Bathmate | WARNING: Bathmate Injuries!

That's how mine looked but worse... and bigger of course.



No homo. As far as permanent gains, I got an inch longer and I went from regular to fat as far as girth. After a fresh pump I gain another half inch of length and the girth is just stoopid. And the bathmate has also improved my erection strength. I never had issues getting hard, but before I started pumping I didn't feel like I could drill a hole in tree bark like a woodpecker like I do now. So If youre looking for a new pump I still recommend bathmate, just use as directed.

Here the website, it shows you all the different lengths you can buy.
Bathmate Hydromax Shop | Official Bathmate Hydromax Retailer

Damn how long it take to get that inch? Do you jelq too?

 

[Mowgli]

So, I've talked about my use of the bathmate on here before and I still kinda swear by it, but I took an L this weekend.

I went to go see my situation, but she had stuff going on so I went to her crib and her roommate let me in. While I'm waiting I decide to take a shower so I can get a pump in before she gets back, so I can be on extra swole. Now, you're supposed to pump for 3 3-5 minute sessions and stop, but I usually just pump for 15 minutes straight and call it a day. Well I decided to pump and let it ride for 30 minutes...

I pulled my dikk from the bathmate and it looked like a busted biscuit can, but only busted around the top just below my dikk head. It looked like my dikk had the Lenny Kravitz scarf on.

I let out a silent scream just like Michael did when his daughter got smoked in Godfather 3. I was fukking beside myself. I dried off and threw some clothes on and got ready to go to the ER and that's when I hear her at the front door, so I just sat down on her bed. She comes in and jumps on me off the rip. She was horny and had an appointment for my dikk that he just couldn't make. So she's tonguing me down and I'm just like . She asks what wrong, and I tell her I think we should talk a little because we haven't seen each other in person in a couple weeks. Her savage ass tells me "that's a no go, we can talk after" and she tries to unbuckle my pants so I have to push her off of me. This gets her visibly upset and confused, so she hops up and immediately accuses me of foul play.

Her: You've only been in town for 2 hours, I know you didn't run off a fukk some hoe already?

No, I wouldn't disrespect you like that.

Her: Then why won't you pull your dikk out?

... I had an accident and you might have to take me to the ER

Her: What accident?

That's when I went and grabbed the bathmate and showed it to her.

Her: ...

Then I pulled my deformed dikk out.

She gasped like she discovered a dead body.

Since I wasn't in pain we decided to look up info online before she took me to the ER. Turns out this is a common occurrence for dumb fukks like me who over pump, and the swelling goes down after a day or two, which it did. I was able to fukk yesterday, so I'm all good.

The only bad thing that stuck from this is my bathmate secret being found out, and the fact that she won't stop remixing the first few lines of Drakes verse on that Joe Budden diss.

Point of this story is, use the bathmate as directed or else.

In the back of your head you were like

"i wonder if the results are permanent"

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Lilbeast]

So, I've talked about my use of the bathmate on here before and I still kinda swear by it, but I took an L this weekend.

I went to go see my situation, but she had stuff going on so I went to her crib and her roommate let me in. While I'm waiting I decide to take a shower so I can get a pump in before she gets back, so I can be on extra swole. Now, you're supposed to pump for 3 3-5 minute sessions and stop, but I usually just pump for 15 minutes straight and call it a day. Well I decided to pump and let it ride for 30 minutes...

I pulled my dikk from the bathmate and it looked like a busted biscuit can, but only busted around the top just below my dikk head. It looked like my dikk had the Lenny Kravitz scarf on.

I let out a silent scream just like Michael did when his daughter got smoked in Godfather 3. I was fukking beside myself. I dried off and threw some clothes on and got ready to go to the ER and that's when I hear her at the front door, so I just sat down on her bed. She comes in and jumps on me off the rip. She was horny and had an appointment for my dikk that he just couldn't make. So she's tonguing me down and I'm just like . She asks what wrong, and I tell her I think we should talk a little because we haven't seen each other in person in a couple weeks. Her savage ass tells me "that's a no go, we can talk after" and she tries to unbuckle my pants so I have to push her off of me. This gets her visibly upset and confused, so she hops up and immediately accuses me of foul play.

Her: You've only been in town for 2 hours, I know you didn't run off a fukk some hoe already?

No, I wouldn't disrespect you like that.

Her: Then why won't you pull your dikk out?

... I had an accident and you might have to take me to the ER

Her: What accident?

That's when I went and grabbed the bathmate and showed it to her.

Her: ...

Then I pulled my deformed dikk out.

She gasped like she discovered a dead body.

Since I wasn't in pain we decided to look up info online before she took me to the ER. Turns out this is a common occurrence for dumb fukks like me who over pump, and the swelling goes down after a day or two, which it did. I was able to fukk yesterday, so I'm all good.

The only bad thing that stuck from this is my bathmate secret being found out, and the fact that she won't stop remixing the first few lines of Drakes verse on that Joe Budden diss.

Point of this story is, use the bathmate as directed or else.

I ordered one awhile ago but don’t use it. Did it help with girth (no homo)

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[JLova]

 

[Take It In Blood]

 

[Rozay Oro]

Spoiler: NSFW

MyPenisAndMe.com | Bathmate | WARNING: Bathmate Injuries!

That's how mine looked but worse... and bigger of course.



No homo. As far as permanent gains, I got an inch longer and I went from regular to fat as far as girth. After a fresh pump I gain another half inch of length and the girth is just stoopid. And the bathmate has also improved my erection strength. I never had issues getting hard, but before I started pumping I didn't feel like I could drill a hole in tree bark like a woodpecker like I do now. So If youre looking for a new pump I still recommend bathmate, just use as directed.

Here the website, it shows you all the different lengths you can buy.
Bathmate Hydromax Shop | Official Bathmate Hydromax Retailer

How long it take for them length gains? Also you pump with cold water or warm water?

 

[86\*/98]

How long it take for them length gains? Also you pump with cold water or warm water?

I don’t remember but I can tell you that all the gains don’t stay. That extra inch I had shrunk to half an inch once I stopped assaulting myself. And the girth all went away.


Warm water.

 

[Take It In Blood]

I don’t remember but I can tell you that all the gains don’t stay. That extra inch I had shrunk to half an inch once I stopped assaulting myself. And the girth all went away.


Warm water.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

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