
at my work, the elevator takes literally 10 seconds to come. theres double elevators in like 4 or 5 locations... yet everytime Im in the elevator theres people running and yelling "hold the elevator!!!" as if its the last elevator for the day

b!tch if you miss the elevator another one comes in 10 seconds wtf is wrong with you?

yesterday I heard them same footsteps and i was like nah
vigorously hitting the close button...b!tch manages to make it in time and prys the door open and says "thanks for holding it, that was close
"



Sometimes you want to push that fool out the elevator. Then when all their friends get in the elevator you see them buttons light up like it's Christmas time so it's gonna stop at damn near every floor before it gets to your floor and you looking at that shyt like 
thats what your a$$ gets for trying to close it on that fellow human being.