People not washing they hands after shytting at work

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I'm not the cleanest or most hygienic dude walking the planet but I can't remember a single time in my life where I took a shyt and DID NOT wash my hands. Can the guy in the bathroom who walked out the stall, grabbed his laptop and kept it moving say the same?

You know what the worst part was. I was at the sink washing my hands, heard the toilet flush and I slid over to the middle sink so he could have the sink next to the paper towels (cuz I'm courteous, bytches). I made eye contact with him thinking he was coming to the next sink, he made eye contact with me. THEN he grabbed his laptop and dipped.

So even with me staring at him that still wasn't the reminder he needed to wash his nasty ass hands. You know how it is, if nobody sees you, you pick that food up off the floor. You nibble the melted cheese off your burger wrapper. This man had NO SHAME in his nastiness, even after making eye contact with him like :gucci:"Bruh, don't forget your hands." He was like :jawalrus: "Yeah, nikka, I'm secure with my nastiness and I know it."
 

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Cac shyt... No pun intended

Very true, dam I work in a cooperate setting and I literally burst into tears when I need a cubicle and see a cac exiting. The smell of their shyt I mean lord father have mercy, it must be all that Starbucks and they always leave skid marks without fail. They are shameless about it as well, having the toilet look like your shyts just enaggaed in world war 2 and exiting with a :obama:.
 

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I'm not the cleanest or most hygienic dude walking the planet but I can't remember a single time in my life where I took a shyt and DID NOT wash my hands. Can the guy in the bathroom who walked out the stall, grabbed his laptop and kept it moving say the same?

You know what the worst part was. I was at the sink washing my hands, heard the toilet flush and I slid over to the middle sink so he could have the sink next to the paper towels (cuz I'm courteous, bytches). I made eye contact with him thinking he was coming to the next sink, he made eye contact with me. THEN he grabbed his laptop and dipped.

So even with me staring at him that still wasn't the reminder he needed to wash his nasty ass hands. You know how it is, if nobody sees you, you pick that food up off the floor. You nibble the melted cheese off your burger wrapper. This man had NO SHAME in his nastiness, even after making eye contact with him like :gucci:"Bruh, don't forget your hands." He was like :jawalrus: "Yeah, nikka, I'm secure with my nastiness and I know it."

:mjpls: do you stand by the door or watch the stall and time how long theyre on the toilet too? Do you check to see if they had to flush multiple times? Do you smell to Guage the :scusthov: levels too?

:mjpls:
 

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Tends to be whites that do it.
No racist shyt but they really really wired different at the root. For instance... My job opens at 11. Nosey ass Cacs will peek and attempt to prod they way in when the hours are clearly posted on the door.

"Sorry folks we open up at 11"

"It's ok we were just trying to check the place out" :gucci:

Sometimes I wonder if it's an effect of slavery that we don't behave so curiously and actually abide by "rules"...
 
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