People trying to start conversations at the urinal unappreciation thread

[1 other person]

It's annoying as hell when someone tries to have a full length conversation with me while I'm taking a piss.


Im at the job and taking a bathroom break. My colleague steps in .....



Other guy:
So you know the papers that have to get done?

Me:
Yup

Other guy:
If we just tweak the presentation on the front page it would have a more professional look

Me:
Yea

Other guy:
You know I got to tell ya. Management in this place really needs to get their shyt together. How are you going to miss out on production goals 2 months in a row

Me:
Yea

Other guy:
So, whats the best way to present our findings to management?


Me:

 

[Jean Jacket]

Nice watch breh......

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

Hate dat shyt. And who are you nikkas who just plop yo bare ass down on da toilet seat and start shyttin..no toilet paper cushin no nothing
nikkas bum up in the bathroom hop right in the stall next to mine(violation number one) and just drop dey draws n start shyttin. No barrier on the toilet seat watsoever. The fukk?

 

[mannyrs13]

Should've just kept your mouth shut instead of acknowledging their presence. What they gonna do? Grab you to get your attention?

 

[y2flyy]

LOL seriously thought I was the only one super annoyed by this. One of my biggest pet peeves.

Brehs literally want to talk sports and long convos in the rest room. Its so weird to me. I don't even like speaking or saying hey lol.

I figured dudes just think I'm anti-social. But public restrooms I want to get in and out.

Other stuff I see dudes do all the time, bringing their coffee or food and putting it on the sink or putting their coffee on the urinal.

Like dudes is so weird to me

 

[YaBoy]

It's annoying as hell when someone tries to have a full length conversation with me while I'm taking a piss.


Im at the job and taking a bathroom break. My colleague steps in .....



Other guy:
So you know the papers that have to get done?

Me:
Yup

Other guy:
If we just tweak the presentation on the front page it would have a more professional look

Me:
Yea

Other guy:
You know I got to tell ya. Management in this place really needs to get their shyt together. How are you going to miss out on production goals 2 months in a row

Me:
Yea

Other guy:
So, whats the best way to present our findings to management?


Me:

I got a strong suspicion this guy is white

 

[calixprynce]

talk to ya cac buddies while takin a piss brehs

 

[DIMES]

Hate dat shyt. And who are you nikkas who just plop yo bare ass down on da toilet seat and start shyttin..no toilet paper cushin no nothing
nikkas bum up in the bathroom hop right in the stall next to mine(violation number one) and just drop dey draws n start shyttin. No barrier on the toilet seat watsoever. The fukk?

Y'all fake-clean dudes is even worse leaving that nasty double stack ring of toilet paper on the seat after y'all done

And then the audacity to walk out without washing your hands