I can't trust you mfers. Who the fukk puts fruit on pizza? (Wait tomato is a fruit right?) every time I see that shyt I want to vomit. fukk is u Samoan? We're u born in a fukkin tiki? I'm starting to think only greedy people do this cause they know no one wants to eat that shyt. Ol "here u can have a slice if u want
' type fakkit. No I don't want that sweet shyt. Can a mfer just have a slice of pie with the white cheese 

