Peridot Cares: Step 2 - Securing the Smash

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Hello again, if you need a refresher on our last session (Peridot Cares: Step 1 - Early Stages) go here:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/peridot-cares-step-1-early-stages.357687/

Now, Step 2 - Securing the Smash. Some of you nikkas legit cannot close p*ssy :snoop: :snoop:like yall completion percentage in the red zone like last in the league or some such shyt, like a bytch could lead you to the front door, slide off her sweaty leopard thong, give a nikka the :shaq: and walk inside and instead of following her inside like a gentleman, some nikkas would instead run up on the coli like "#HOH brehs, she tried to make me pick up her drrrrawzz off the ground, i told that bytch, do it herself and go wash her flabby ass, dirty bytch! :damn:" and instead no p*ssy was had that day.


Moving on. ..tips to close p*ssy:

1. No pre-smash fukkups. Do what you say you're going to do at least for the first 30 days, call when you say you will, etc. bytches hate the anxiety of a lying ass man.Pump faking causes skepticism, skepticism locks up the p*ssy. p*ssy won't feel safe. p*ssy won't open.


2. Be CONFIDENT in your dikk game. Now :whoa: I know a lot of yall nikkas can't fukk. ...but do your best. Stop beating your dikk till it barely works on gameday, stop using the same sex routine you used on your ex girl. DO NOT ASK HER BODY COUNT.

3. Attempt sex with bytches who are likely to actuallyy accept your dikk :leon: the chick that's wondering about you and asking annoying shyt about how you feeling today and shyt, what's on your mind, the simple bird who laughs at your simple jokes. She may not look like your "dream girl" but she's down to fukk :dahell: and more than likely whoever youre chasing or pining over couldn't care if you burst into flames and lost your liver, so get it together. She not thinking about you and reading your texts like

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And your "game" isn't going to unlock that puss.

4. Stop thinking like you slick. I doubt any of you nikkas ever tricked a bytch out her panties :ohlawd: like eveeerrrrrr....you recieveth the p*ssy that hath been given. Acting like a swizzling shady ass trickster ass nikka is gonna make her wanna lock up her puss longer to see if you can be trusted. :ld:and once she knows you can't, your attempt to smash has now totally been flipped and after that few days/weeks/months of time and money :pachaha:still no p*ssy for you.

That's all for now. And remember, as always, Peridot cares.
 
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Mrl HiGrnd

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3. Attempt sex with bytches who are likely to actuallyy accept your dikk :leon: the chick that's wondering about you and asking annoying shyt about how you feeling today and shyt, what's on your mind, the simple bird who laughs at your simple jokes. She may not look like your "dream girl" but she's down to fukk :dahell:
Shes the one who still calls you "Bae" even though youve only ever called her that never
 

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Can't see anything wrong with what you wrote:patrice:

But so many dudes be having problem because that's all they do... jump from one advice/opinion to another.

What they need to do is shut people like you (no offence) the fukk up. Start listening to their instinct. Fail. And try again.:yeshrug:
 

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Hello again, if you need a refresher on our last session (Peridot Cares: Step 1 - Early Stages) go here:

2. Be CONFIDENT in your dikk game. Now :whoa: I know a lot of yall nikkas can't fukk. ...but do your best. Stop beating your dikk till it barely works on gameday, stop using the same sex routine you used on your ex girl. DO NOT ASK HER BODY COUNT.

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