Personality traits of THE SIMP

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

We all know somebody like this



Some of us can look in the mirror and see him

 

[SupremexKing]

i'd argue that this is 95 percent of the male population in western countries.

on the coli i'd say 99.9%.

 

[SuavePrince]

i'd argue that this is 95 percent of the male population in western countries.

on the coli i'd say 99.9%.

99.99% ayo

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

5* thread

Awaits for coli simps to show up all in their feelings...

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I’m just here to be a great friend to all the beautiful women of the coli.

Tell them I love them

And I hope they are doing well as we get through this pandemic

 

[HandyWithTheSteel]

Desperation
Low self-esteem
Fatherlessness
Extreme thirst

Put that together and you’ve got a recipe for a simp