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crotch watch
go to one direction concerts just to see them slap each other on the ass and grab each others crotches :/

Wear very fitted suit pants so girls can see my meat outline

I just went to this bad dikk doctor out in Roslyn heights the other day. She was mad cool. Just joking and shyt with my dikk in her hand.


But now she wants to put a camera in my pee hole and do a flenuloplasty

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I flirt pretty hard at family reunions. No reason to pass up on dome from a good looking chick just because of a technicality.

I also stand by the women's room door in public places and guess which ladies just cut a turd. I do a sniff when they walk by. It's not exaggerated but I know they can hear it because their shoulders go up ever so slightly as they avoid looking me in the face. And it's not because I like the smell, I just want to prove my point. :manny:
 

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I flirt pretty hard at family reunions. No reason to pass up on dome from a good looking chick just because of a technicality.

I also stand by the women's room door in public places and guess which ladies just cut a turd. I do a sniff when they walk by. It's not exaggerated but I know they can hear it because their shoulders go up ever so slightly as they avoid looking me in the face. And it's not because I like the smell, I just want to prove my point. :manny:
:wtf: and what is your point? :dahell:
 

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You know that guy who always has his crotch pressed into your ass on a packed train.....................thats right ladies.:shaq:
 
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