KingTut
Green diamonds like a dill pickle
Sorry for the incoming wall of text but I gotta vent brehs.
So my phone got water damaged this past week. I thought, no big deal right? I'll just go into the store since I have insurance and they'll hook ya boy up wit another one.
Nah... I get in there and they tell me, you gotta call this company called Asurion cause they handle all insurance claims. From there I knew I was bout to get bent over wit no vaseline. So I call these fukk boys and they tell me I have to pay $100 for an insurance claim on an iphone 5c 8GB.
I say fukk it and bite the bullet since I had a little extra money to spare. They said they'll overnight it and I'll have it by 3pm so I'm thinking what could go wrong right?
So the shyt doesn't come in until 6pm today and when I open the box the phone didn't have any type of bubble wrap or styrofoam protecting it. I take it out to activate and it immediately cuts off. Turn it back on and the screen just turns red and wont even start back up. So i call these muthafukkas up and explain to them the situation and this bytch tells me to take it to the sprint store. I said no, your company sent me the phone so you're the ones who are gonna take care of this problem. And of course Shaneika (her real name) gives me a shyt load of attitude then says she's gonna transfer me to a supervisor. This stupid bytch transfers me to the local sprint store. At that point I'm livid as fukk and call back until someone answers. I get another woman who gives me the same attitude and bullshyt answers so I hang up just keep calling back hoping I get an Indian dude that I can finesse a 6 plus out of or something but guess who picks up again? fukking Shaneika's bytch ass.
I keep calm and explain to her that I the closest sprint store is 30 miles away because the one next to my crib is being renovated so she goes ahead and moves forward with my claim. I ask for a refund or an upgrade for the troubles and of course I get more attitude and lip smacking etc. I was at the point where I was gonna curse her the fukk out but figured it wasn't worth it, I just wanted a new phone . She tells me they'll send me a new phone in the box. I ask her if it will be an actual new iphone or just some refurbished shyt they threw in a box they grabbed for the garbage can and she says verbatim "I don't know bruh, all I can do is request a new one and if they have it you'll get it. If not, it is what it is".
She finished my claim, I called her a stupid bytch then hung up and now here I am drinking out the Crown Royal bottle typing furiously on an internet forum cause there ain't shyt else I can do about it. I fukking hate Sprint with a passion bruh. I hope the CEO's of sprint and asurion get testicular cancer and can never bust a nut ever again. fukk em, I'm gettin Apple Care tomorrow.
TLDR cause I know you nikkas gonna ask for it: Claim a damaged phone on insurance, have to pay $100 for what was originally $50 at the store, recieve a broken phone 3 hours later than expected. Call back and get nothing but attitude from black women because THEY fukked up.
So my phone got water damaged this past week. I thought, no big deal right? I'll just go into the store since I have insurance and they'll hook ya boy up wit another one.
Nah... I get in there and they tell me, you gotta call this company called Asurion cause they handle all insurance claims. From there I knew I was bout to get bent over wit no vaseline. So I call these fukk boys and they tell me I have to pay $100 for an insurance claim on an iphone 5c 8GB.
I say fukk it and bite the bullet since I had a little extra money to spare. They said they'll overnight it and I'll have it by 3pm so I'm thinking what could go wrong right?
So the shyt doesn't come in until 6pm today and when I open the box the phone didn't have any type of bubble wrap or styrofoam protecting it. I take it out to activate and it immediately cuts off. Turn it back on and the screen just turns red and wont even start back up. So i call these muthafukkas up and explain to them the situation and this bytch tells me to take it to the sprint store. I said no, your company sent me the phone so you're the ones who are gonna take care of this problem. And of course Shaneika (her real name) gives me a shyt load of attitude then says she's gonna transfer me to a supervisor. This stupid bytch transfers me to the local sprint store. At that point I'm livid as fukk and call back until someone answers. I get another woman who gives me the same attitude and bullshyt answers so I hang up just keep calling back hoping I get an Indian dude that I can finesse a 6 plus out of or something but guess who picks up again? fukking Shaneika's bytch ass.
I keep calm and explain to her that I the closest sprint store is 30 miles away because the one next to my crib is being renovated so she goes ahead and moves forward with my claim. I ask for a refund or an upgrade for the troubles and of course I get more attitude and lip smacking etc. I was at the point where I was gonna curse her the fukk out but figured it wasn't worth it, I just wanted a new phone . She tells me they'll send me a new phone in the box. I ask her if it will be an actual new iphone or just some refurbished shyt they threw in a box they grabbed for the garbage can and she says verbatim "I don't know bruh, all I can do is request a new one and if they have it you'll get it. If not, it is what it is".
She finished my claim, I called her a stupid bytch then hung up and now here I am drinking out the Crown Royal bottle typing furiously on an internet forum cause there ain't shyt else I can do about it. I fukking hate Sprint with a passion bruh. I hope the CEO's of sprint and asurion get testicular cancer and can never bust a nut ever again. fukk em, I'm gettin Apple Care tomorrow.
TLDR cause I know you nikkas gonna ask for it: Claim a damaged phone on insurance, have to pay $100 for what was originally $50 at the store, recieve a broken phone 3 hours later than expected. Call back and get nothing but attitude from black women because THEY fukked up.