Hola my Coli brehs, I got a short story I got to rap at ya.
I won $450 at the Casino slots tonight, not one of them pull levers but just one of dem insert money deals and you just press some buttons on a electronic screen. I rarely go to them, but it's fun once in a while to spend $100 and see what happens.
But the
moment before I hit the pay, was that some crusted old cac was smoking the fukk out her pack of Camels. Suckin dem Cancer Sticks like she gonna die tomorrow. Anywho, bytch kept inserting money and smoking. Insert and smokin. Insert and smokin. Finally she just decided the machine was just eating her money.
So I loaded a $20, and see what happens. Ching ching ching on the 5th spin.
bytch and her liver spotted, tobacco stained lips is like
Anywho the there is no money that is given out, you have to cash out at a station.
So I am like
"$450, I can leave with dat." 
and this woman has audacity to say "You know I warmed that machine up for you. You should give me some." 
The fukk you didn't bytch, the machine chose me and not ya chainsmoking ass. After I told her nah, simply went 
"Just remember god is watching." 
This bytch. Probably runnin up her dead husbands fortune or fukking it up, at a casino...
I won $450 at the Casino slots tonight, not one of them pull levers but just one of dem insert money deals and you just press some buttons on a electronic screen. I rarely go to them, but it's fun once in a while to spend $100 and see what happens.
But the
moment before I hit the pay, was that some crusted old cac was smoking the fukk out her pack of Camels. Suckin dem Cancer Sticks like she gonna die tomorrow. Anywho, bytch kept inserting money and smoking. Insert and smokin. Insert and smokin. Finally she just decided the machine was just eating her money.So I loaded a $20, and see what happens. Ching ching ching on the 5th spin.
bytch and her liver spotted, tobacco stained lips is like
Anywho the there is no money that is given out, you have to cash out at a station. So I am like
"$450, I can leave with dat." and this woman has audacity to say "You know I warmed that machine up for you. You should give me some." The fukk you didn't bytch, the machine chose me and not ya chainsmoking ass. After I told her nah, simply went "Just remember god is watching." This bytch. Probably runnin up her dead husbands fortune or fukking it up, at a casino...
As if Blanche would've broke you off if the shoe was on the other foot. I'd be like I guess both of you will watch me count this cheddar 
Not. A. Chance. She was one with the tobacco, yellow skin and eyes. fukking tar stained teeth, wrinkly lips and eyes... 
You got to be on some kind of 
run to be that desperate for that.
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