Plot twist. Has a chick ever lied on her pu$$y about you?

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

We all know brehs lie on their dikk all the time. But has a chick ever lied about you saying y'all had sex when y'all didn't.

Not on some assault allegations or jealousy or anything like that, but she just told people y'all were smashing?

Happened only once in my life in college. Shocked tf out of me because she was kinda cute.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Yup. I was fresh outta college and shyt. Driving a new BMW and had my fitness dialed in. I was that nicca.
So I go to my cousin's high-school graduation, and one of my cousin's friend's mother's (a fiyone recently-divorced latina with new fake titties) started feeling the kid.
To make a long story short, at the graduation after-party, we (the mother and I) ran to pick up some more beers or something. We were gone for maybe 20 mins. We get back and my auntie is yelling at her like, "Aye, leave my nephew alone girl!"
We all laughed it off.
Fast forward a couple years later and I'm dating another one of my cousin's friends.
One night we were talking about people we had fukked and she brought up the older chick's name (which I didn't know).
I was like, "wait who is that?"
"You know, whatshername's mom that you fukked on graduation night."

"I didn't fukk her. What?"
"Oh well she told everyone you did."

 

[Pharaoh]

Naw…cause if I found out they were lying about fukking me…I made sure they fukked me

 

[KFBF]

Busted chick I grew up with. We went to same elementary school but for high school we went to separate but affiliated private catholic schools and we were cordial whenever an event happened. But people knew we had known each other for a while.

I leave for the Bay Area for college and when I come back in the summer I’m hanging out with a girl that went to same catholic school as her. Shes like, “are you sure you want this to happen? What if Sylvia finds out?”

It took me a second and I was like who the fukk is Sylvia? But then I was like, “what does she have to do with any of this?” Confused as fukk. Apparently she had been telling people we were dating and I hit her off but kept it on the dl because she didn’t want other people to know cause her mom worked at her school. Why people believed this stupid shyt while she was simultaneously telling people and telling them she didnt I’ll never know.

 

[maxamusa]

Yes. If I didn't nut then it's not sex.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

A couple times

 

[Tflasha]

Yea that's when you know youDaMan

 

[King Poetic]

I wish #uglygang

 

[hatealot]

Aarona Lopez,

 

[Ziggiy]

White bytch in the Army once. shyt legit disgusted and offended me

 

[Luke Cage]

I don't know if this counts or maybe i just didn't understand how shyt worked, but in highschool everytime there was a prom, homecoming, or school dance of some sort. You ask a girl to go with you or whatever. For some reason every girl i took thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend from that point. To me it was just a date. Not really lying on her p*ssy per say, but claiming me when i was just trying not to show up to the event alone like a loser.

 

[DapMeUp!]

Not that I'm aware of...Probably some chicks I just got dome off might say we fukked to make it sound better

 

[Phantum]

I drunkenly made out with a white girl at a frat party and she told everyone I hit it that night

 

[Apprentice]

Yup

When I was in high school there was a girl goin around tellin people we were fukking, apparently she would make fake message threads and show mfs messages n shyt. bytch ain’t even have my #

Crazy enuff it was my good friend’s sister, and when I tried to talk to the nikka about it he started caping for the whore


I really shoulda jus fukked that bytch, don’t try to do the right thing, be a slime ball