Police tryna talk to you in slang unappreciation thread

[AITheAnswerAI]

Surprisingly they call me mr and my last name but on the flip side

They say i always look mad and i should smile a lot.

I dont see men that smile a lot being called sir.

I dont see any of the executives smiling much unless they're trying to hustle for business.

Yeah they always want you to smile..makes them feel more secure I guess. fukk that

 

[Ricky Church]

fakkit ass cops man...
had a cop harassing me for bullshyt when I was a teenager...

cop: "why you so hostile and defensive, bro?"

me: "cause, you're a cop...messing with me...what did I do?"

cop: "we got a complaint call bro, we're here to help people knowhatImean?, whatsamatter? don't you like the po-po."

me: "nah, honestly I can't stand any of you guys..."

[*puts his arm around my shoulders, like we homies and shyt.*]

cop: "not all of us are bad bro, you just need to trust people. now sit tight we'll have you outta here in a jiffy. aight?"

me:

 

[DrX]

white in general do that too b condescending