(Poll) You're in jail for 60 years.....Pick your Cell Mate.

Choose your cell mate


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SouljaVoy

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You get locked up for 60 years on murder and drug charges.
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You get to choose your cell mate for the next 60 years. :dame:



Choice 1:

Name: Supreme Muhhamed Jamal Akbar
Age: 36
Crime: Murdering a man who shot his innocent son.
Info: Converted to islam in prison, very devout to the faith. Reads books daily, has knowledge of self. Only hangs with other muslim brothas in prison. Against all forms of sin, and drugs. Can teach you meditation, spirituality, Black Knowledge and Islam.
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Choice 2:

Name: Timmy Weebles
Age: 46
Crime: Child molestation of 2 little girls in a daycare that he snuck into.
Info:
Introverted, shy, and weird. Has a family with a lot of money so he able to buy unlimited drugs,alcohol, snacks, toilet paper, toothpaste, porn, etc for a LIFETIME that he gladly shares with his cell mate. Everyone in the prison hates him because he's a weirdo and a child molester. They constantly try to break into your cell to steal his shyt. Timmy is a loyal friend.
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Choice 3:

Name: Amiyah Scott
Age: 25
Crime: Ran a prostitution ring with over 68 women, including minors.
Info:
Pre-op Transexual. Hands down the most attractive in the prison. Has various prisoners who buy her gifts, and financially fund her in hopes of sexual favors. Prisoners fight over her constantly, sometimes inducing prison riots over her. Besides having a penis she looks & acts just like a female. She is loving, caring, and giving and will have sex at anytime with you. She also keeps a supply of drugs handy
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Choice 4:

Name: Demetrius Edward Flenory aka "BIG MEECH"
Age: 46
Crime: Ran one of the largest Back Drug Cartels in American History.
Info:
Has money, and respect. Nobody tries him in jail, and as his cell mate nobody will try you. You must work for Big Meech in jail handling his dirty work in prison, and also doing his laundry, bringing him food. In which you get a weekly salary of $12. You must also have to help him break out of prison in about 8 years which there is a 95.8% chance (high chance) you will be killed by police guards in the process. But if you make it out, Meech will front you $1.5 million USD and a fake identity to go live in Canada or Mexico.
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Let's Discus :blessed:
 
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Mowgli

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im in my 20's now ... i aint getting out till im 80 something... i aint gon be able to fukk 18 year old thots no more cause im old and nasty :upsetfavre:

... im not gon spend my prime fukking years jerking off to a victorias secret catalog...
theres only 1 option :dame::snoop:
The man with the perm and breast implants huh. You doing that when you free though.

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Option 1, ur stay is probably gonna be drama free and quiet.
Option 2, u probably will get into some shyt because of him, he wont last long in prison, probably will get killed and u either get the cell to urself or a new celly
Option 3, nikkas will get at you over "her" so expect drama but ur gonna have some ass and "female" companionship. Drama.
Option 4, lots of drama, Meech will probably put constant pressure on u and u better be about that life.

Youll probably wanna go with option 1 after a few years but depending on how u feelin when they throw the book at you... you'll probably go with 3 or 4 cuz fukk the world mayne
 
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