The pope is quitting to be old and ancient in the privacy of a papal nursing home.
WHY are Catholics surprised? Popes don't pretend to be immortal. Their corpses are on display in unburied boxes in that one cathedral / Catholic house of worship / vault / vampire hideout.
Are popes expected to work until DEATH? Retirement age is 65ish, but an ELDERLY Vatican bytch on a fixed income will go on world-wide tours to spout dogma shyt
with more intensity than Mexicans pick fruit.
"I'm gonna lay down muh sword and shield / Down by the riverside"
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