Pops EXAGGERATED stories appreciation thread....

[VICVALLIN]

My pops refused to give me rides to and from school even though we lived like a mile and a half away. He he always say shyt like, "nikka, I used to walk 2 miles both ways uphill in the snow to get to school and home" and everytime he would say that stupid shyt the distance would get longer. Not only that, the nikka grew up on an island on the gulf coast of Texas. He ain't ever see no fukkin snow growin up.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

My pops had me and my brother thinking he was some infamous robber in Brooklyn...

Like bank heists and robbing brinks trucks

But then my aunt who was his older sister said ....

All he did was get sent to juvie do getting caught with a pack of hot dawgs that fell out his pants along with the BB gun pistol a that was in his draws while running from the security guard at a Key food grocery store

I was like

I had boasted of my dad's "bio' on a radio show

I had him scheduled to do an interview about his "criminal heists".....

Had to pull the plug on that

Had me walking around in public embarrassed like Sylvester the cat

 

[Grano-Grano]

I'm be that old pops who does this. My son gonna look at me like a legend. I promise

 

[Anti-Anime]

Bunch of African immigrant stories


Automatic gunfire, militias, child soldiers, armed robberies, illegal immigrants smugglers, blah blah



Sure pops I believe u

 

[50CentStan]

Not my pops but I had an old head co worker always talk about bodying boys in N.O. and baton rouge. And not no g shyt. But some mcgayver shyt. Straight hilarity . Throwing a guy into the Mississippi

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

my dad threw someone over a car in HS for messin wit my uncle.(he big as debo mind you)

unlces and aunts and older cousins told me stories of my dad puttin hands on nikkas for messin wit the family
come to find out when we move to his hometown.its true.

multiple old ass nikkas confirmed it in my cousin neghborhood.

he a preacher now tho.i cant fathom it at all.

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

Bunch of African immigrant stories


Automatic gunfire, militias, child soldiers, armed robberies, illegal immigrants smugglers, blah blah



Sure pops I believe u

What country?

 

[Grano-Grano]

My pops used to sell cigarettes as a orphan to pay his schooling. Mom's confirmed it.

The levels of hustle

 

[nahnah]

Yoo, The fukk is this

 

[Slimkid07]

Reminds me of this great son/dad movie

 

[GrindMode]

my dad told me this joke about him dissapearing when i was 6
he said he gon be back but in a reall long time
when he come back we gon laugh about it

 

[BigMan]

if your dad is Jamaican yall prolly heard the story of how he had to walk to school uphill barefoot in the snow

 

[Dontay Flaco]

when i got fired from work experience @ 15, my father was going in on work ethic, telling me he used to have two jobs (true) and one was in in KFC. Old man said he caught the chicken, killed the chicken, cooked the chicken AND served it

My pops had me and my brother thinking he was some infamous robber in Brooklyn...

Like bank heists and robbing brinks trunks

But then my aunt who was his older sister said ....

All he did was get sent to juvie do getting caught with a pack of hot dawgs that fell out his pants along with the BB gun pistol a that was in his draws while running from the security guard at a Key food grocery store

I was like

I had boasted of my dad's "bio' on a radio show

I had him scheduled to do an interview about his "criminal heists".....

Had to pull the plug on that

Had me walking around in public embarrassed like Sylvester the cat

The visual.