Pornhub Traffic Data in Hawaii During The False Alert

[Collateral]

When some people get nervous and stressed out they gotta shyt. Other’s gotta bust a nut to release the tension

 

[Sovereign]

Your species is a blight on this universe. We watch from galaxies beyond your comprehension and our return is imminent.

While you pitiful creatures of skin and bone sit and pleasure yourselves to the visual images of sex on electric machines, we hastily make our approach to bring order to your chaos. Our arrival means your destruction.

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Your species is a blight on this universe. We watch from galaxies beyond your comprehension and our return is imminent.

While you pitiful creatures of skin and bone sit and pleasure yourselves to the visual images of sex on electric machines, we hastily make our approach to bring order to your chaos. Our arrival means your destruction.

Mass effect was a flop

 

[Depreciating Asset]

Pornhub's data analyst team

Them cats need to get hired to run analytics for the Cleveland Browns.

Probably take a paycut though

 

[Bumblebreh]

Your species is a blight on this universe. We watch from galaxies beyond your comprehension and our return is imminent.

While you pitiful creatures of skin and bone sit and pleasure yourselves to the visual images of sex on electric machines, we hastily make our approach to bring order to your chaos. Our arrival means your destruction.

And when you arrive I will making love to my sex robot