'Porno Moves' You Have Tried In Real Life?

[bogey_j]

while pounding my ex out doggystyle, I tried to fish hook her mouth.


she was like 'WTF are you doing???'


I realized I watch too much porn and felt stupid afterwards

 

[Gandolpiffini]

I did the pinch the nose while deep throati g thing with this freak I was fukking for a month, she also did anal so that was a good run

 

[mortuus est]

the proper reverse cowgirl, when you put your legs up and the chick rests her legs on yours

ive basically tried to mimic wesley pipes moves set but it only works if you have someone on the same sexual levels as yoou

i saw mandingo do this thing on the edge of the bed while the chick spreads her legs far apart like shes doing the splits, will try that asap

 

[Ashtrey]

ass to mouth

 

[AgentGrey]

What's it called when she's upside down on her neck and u pile drive the p*ssy, I even had my polo boots on in true Justin Slayer form. Babygirl was

while pounding my ex out doggystyle, I tried to fish hook her mouth.


she was like 'WTF are you doing???'


I realized I watch too much porn and felt stupid afterwards

Haha that sucks, my fishhook never fails. Guess I been lucky.

ass to mouth

Damn idk if I would even wanna try that, her breath literally smells like shyt after that
How does somebody eat feces and not instantly barf everywhere?

 

[yomamasmellikehotdogwater]

The kama sutra; shyt was awkward is all u need to know.

 

[yomamasmellikehotdogwater]

ass to mouth

I was gonna say groce but then I realized I eat out girls booty holes so...

 

[luckyse7enz]

...usually, with the low back posted against a couch and shoulders/back on the floor. :lupegarvey:

...and I think most of us have done some variation of this. :brawk:

There's always the thumb-graze around the butt to test her character.

Lately, I've gotten into the habit applying a firm choke. It started out with one chick asking me too and now, I sneak it in to see who'll allow it. Most grab my hand and squeeze to tell me to go ahead. I'm always like

 

[Broad Street Bully]

never fails brehs

 

[Jesus]

Slide my dikk down the p*ssy crack and around the a$$hole to see if she's down....not too successful.

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

1

 

[Casso Dinero]

I just want to hear the story of somebody doing this...

Spoiler

Either it'll be the greatest success story or the greatest fail of all time

 

[Ces1ne?]

I just want to hear the story of somebody doing this...

Spoiler

Either it'll be the greatest success story or the greatest fail of all time

Keep a look out for new "I might've broken my dikk off" threads over the next few days bc u know someone on here is gonna see that gif & be like "I'm gonna try that with my side chick........" (Cue ambulance sirens)

 

[bogey_j]

I wonder what she's thinking at that very moment.

"this is my life?"

 

[YaBoy]

The look of regret in her face is truly